Excuses, Excuses! Worst, Funniest, Etc.

[MA_PE]

me I'm flyin in my taxi. Taking tips and.....

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Hmmm...I though that dogs...laid eggs. I learned something today.

 

[DVINNY]

NO looking back, just straight kickin' arse

 

[MA_PE]

Chuck-style roundhouse kickin' you mean

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[Flyer_PE]

Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.

 

[MA_PE]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting...he goes killing.

 

[Flyer_PE]

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

 

[MA_PE]

I'm drawing a blank on Chuck Norris quickies and I'm not going to search for them.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and hanging on the wall? Art

 

[DVINNY]

What do you call the same guy laying on your front porch?

Matt

 

[Flyer_PE]

What do you call that same guy floating in the pool?

Bob

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin' about.

 

[Flyer_PE]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I'll be plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

[Flyer_PE]

If at first you don's succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

 

[Supe]

Its ok, gravity doesn't let it happen if you're on top.