Excuses, Excuses! Worst, Funniest, Etc.

[wilheldp_PE]

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

 

[Supe]

How was I supposed to know the judge had no sense of humor?

 

[MA_PE]

If you're happy and you know it stomp your feet

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Really, this has never happened before.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

The wheels on the bus...

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I was just about to do it.

 

[Supe]

Just because he had a prosthesis didn't guarantee that I was going to kick his ***.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

It's never taken this long...maybe it's priopism.

 

[Flyer_PE]

I never got the memo.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

We need to talk about your TPS reports.

 

[Supe]

I mean, Lumbergh f*cked her.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

 

[Supe]

I guess I screwed up a decimal somewhere.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Give 'er a ride on the old bone rollercoaster.

 

[Supe]

Oooh, sorry, I JUST went on break 6 seconds ago.

 

[TXengrChickPE]

I have a medical condition...

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Who would have thought we needed to convert to metric?

 

[Supe]

It'll only be for a second, what harm could it do?

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Nobody said anything about not pushing that button.

 

[TXengrChickPE]

I didn't hear the phone ring...