Excuses, Excuses! Worst, Funniest, Etc.

[Capt Worley PE]

Geez, I guess I forgot.

 

[Supe]

Just the tip, just for a minute, just to see how it feels.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I spilled water on my pants.

 

[Supe]

All the cool kids do it.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I thought today was Sunday.

 

[Flyer_PE]

I never saw that email.

 

[Supe]

Budgetary constraints, maybe next time.

 

[TXengrChickPE]

I totally forgot about daylight savings time

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Looks like it is broken.

 

[Supe]

I didn't think it was so much a rule as it was a guideline.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I put it in you in box yesterday.

 

[Supe]

Of course I sent it, your spam filter must have kicked it out.

 

[Flyer_PE]

Oh, you were serious about that?

 

[Capt Worley PE]

No, I was out yesterday.

 

[Supe]

I absolutely tried to call, but it just went straight to voicemail.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

The mail man must have lost it.

 

[Supe]

Has it been that long already?

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Looks like I misjudged the distance a little.

 

[Flyer_PE]

I can't believe it's the end of the year already.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Guess what. That wasn't my finger.