Excuses, Excuses! Worst, Funniest, Etc.

[mudpuppy]

I'm trying to cut down.

 

[DVINNY]

The doc said it would go away

 

[Flyer_PE]

I am afraid of doctors

 

[DVINNY]

I just had my tonsils taken out

 

[MA_PE]

I'm not wearing any pants....film at 11.

 

[DVINNY]

I have an appointment with the Gynocologist tomorrow

 

[MA_PE]

I suppose you have a dentist appointment too.

 

[DVINNY]

Bingo !!!!!!! we have a winner

 

[MA_PE]

I'm hanging around down here eating cream-style corn

 

[DVINNY]

That is what the last guy said

 

[wilheldp_PE]

I'm not wearing any pants....film at 11.

That story, and maybe Diane's ****s, at 11. (Family Guy reference)

 

[MA_PE]

that is because she's full

 

[wilheldp_PE]

I blew out an o-ring.

 

[DVINNY]

I can't take it anymore

 

[Flyer_PE]

I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take this anymore!

 

[MA_PE]

Captain she's breaking up. We can't give her any more.

 

[mudpuppy]

Wow, who knew spaming could be this much fun!

 

[DVINNY]

I didn't wake up this morning

 

[Flyer_PE]

With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

 

[wilheldp_PE]

The A-Team threads are flyin' right now.