Excuses, Excuses! Worst, Funniest, Etc.

[DVINNY]

Maybe you should run down to the store, or will that tire your legs?

 

[wilheldp_PE]

What do I look like? A tailor?

 

[DVINNY]

A taylor, a sailor, a candlestick maker

 

[wilheldp_PE]

A taylor, a sailor, a candlestick maker

****...I replied to this in the wrong thread. Oops.

 

[FairhopeEE]

I was up all night catching chickens.

 

[DVINNY]

chickens, roosters, donkeys, or elephants?

 

[TXengrChickPE]

You don't pay me enough, so my electricity got turned off in the middle of the night.

 

[Flyer_PE]

My water heater is broken.

 

[mudpuppy]

My car alarm wouldn't shut off.

 

[DVINNY]

My water heater is broken.

Sounds too much like...... my water is broken

 

[Flyer_PE]

^That would be an interesting one for a male to use.

 

[DVINNY]

I used it. Just last week

 

[mudpuppy]

My uncle escaped again.

 

[DVINNY]

Granny said that she forgot

 

[mudpuppy]

Granny forgot what now here?

 

[DVINNY]

Granny forgot to pick me up.

 

[mudpuppy]

You got picked up by your grandmother!?!?! :huh:

 

[DVINNY]

yup, at the bus stop waiting to go to the supermarket

 

[MA_PE]

actually no he did not get picked up by granny. she forgot.

 

[DVINNY]

you're right. I'm still at the f'in bus stop