Dleg 2012!

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Funds for Funbags

Nickles for Knockers

Dollars for D-Cups

 

[Supe]

Free boob jobs as part of Supe's Stimulus Program???

It will be called Bucks for Boobs.

If they can provide a pay stub indicating that their breasts have been used for an entertainment-related career, cost of the surgery is fully tax deductible.

 

[csb]

Lift the Economy Up by Lifting Your Cup

Hmm...that could also be a beer stimulus plan...

 

[Dleg]

It will be called Bucks for Boobs.

WINNER!

 

[csb]

Does this mean he gets his own pair?

 

[Dleg]

LOL! if he wants... we'll have the Plastic Surgeon General perform the operation.

Then again, no - he would probably never leave the house again. I need him working. He has an important job.

 

[ElCid03]

It will be called Bucks for Boobs.

If they can provide a pay stub indicating that their breasts have been used for an entertainment-related career, cost of the surgery is fully tax deductible.

The Secretary of Education gives it two thumbs up! We will teach the benefits of working in the entertainment industry to every high school student. We'll teach both boys and girls though so that we look all PC and everything....

 

[Dexman1349]

...so that we look all PC and everything....

First thing I would do under Dleg's reign would be to start a campaign to ban all things PC.

Since everyone seems to be applying for jobs under Dleg's command, I would like to make a request for myself and roadwreck: we could be joint legal consultants for all pro sports.

 

[bigray76]

Lift the Economy Up by Lifting Your Cup
Hmm...that could also be a beer stimulus plan...

Pints for Pennies!

Forget $2 pints, let's keep the American breweries busy with Pints for Pennies!!!

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

First thing I would do under Dleg's reign would be to start a campaign to ban all things PC.

Hello, I'm a Mac...

 

[Guest]

I think JR just cemented his place for Surgeon General by helping reform healthcare with solution that I think will appeal to everyone's palate.

I still l like the EPA spot though .... I could really do some good wrangling in costs and it wouldn't just be pro forma like some other administrations! <_<

The Secretary of Education gives it two thumbs up! We will teach the benefits of working in the entertainment industry to every high school student. We'll teach both boys and girls though so that we look all PC and everything....

That's awesome!! I also believe we should legalize gambling, prostitution, and marijuana in addition to your manatory course of 'adventures in the adult entertainment industry' and add a sin tax to the regulation of those activities. Just imagine how quickly you would shore up the national budget deficit!! Not to mention that is a ticket that you could get A LOT of people behind!

Just sayin' ....

First thing I would do under Dleg's reign would be to start a campaign to ban all things PC.

That would be a good start ...

JR

 

[bigray76]

That's awesome!! I also believe we should legalize gambling, prostitution, and marijuana in addition to your manatory course of 'adventures in the adult entertainment industry' and add a sin tax to the regulation of those activities. Just imagine how quickly you would shore up the national budget deficit!! Not to mention that is a ticket that you could get A LOT of people behind!

Can I be in charge of the gambling, prostitution, and marijuana??? Or at least the first two anyway??? After all, I live in one of the most corrupt states and work in an industry that is not exactly squeeky clean.... plus I have Sam 'Ace' Rothstein as my avatar.....

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

You can be in charge of the vice squad. But instead of fighting it, you'll be promoting it!

 

[csb]

I'll be legal drug czar! If I can have that and keep the FAA position, we can bring back the days of pilots on cocaine! Never again will people be stranded on a plane for a crew change.

 

[Flyer_PE]

^I'm all for that. Of course, since I'll have access to air force transport, I'll never have to set foot on a commercial flight ever again.

 

[Sschell]

It will be called Bucks for Boobs.

If they can provide a pay stub indicating that their breasts have been used for an entertainment-related career, cost of the surgery is fully tax deductible.

These enhancements will be subject to inspection by the FBI, of course.

 

[Supe]

These enhancements will be subject to inspection by the FBI, of course.

I will have a select group of perverts Licensed Body Inspectors to ensure that no fraud will take place. A thorough before and after review will also be mandatory, to ensure nobody sneaks by a pair of fabulous natural jumblies as being post-operative.

 

[ElCid03]

I will have a select group of perverts Licensed Body Inspectors to ensure that no fraud will take place. A thorough before and after review will also be mandatory, to ensure nobody sneaks by a pair of fabulous natural jumblies as being post-operative.

We could teach body inspection in trade school as an alternative for young people who do not wish to go to college. Our young people will be more engaged with our education system when they know that there are options....

 

[Dleg]

First thing I would do under Dleg's reign would be to start a campaign to ban all things PC.


Since everyone seems to be applying for jobs under Dleg's command, I would like to make a request for myself and roadwreck: we could be joint legal consultants for all pro sports.

No problem - you and roadwreck can be joint sports czars.

But keep in mind, my first directive to you is to legalize all forms of perfomance-enhancing drugs, surgeries, and gender modifications. I think watching sports would be a LOT more entertaining to me if baseball players were routinely ripping their arms off their bodies in steroid-fueled over-swings, or if the average weight of professional football players exceeded 500 pounds, or if the finish line of the Women's 800 meter was the scene of intense, full-contact, transgender ass-whoopin's.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Ooo...ooo! can I be the car czar, too? I'd so love to mandate that all American cars be designed so that the Shelby Cobra becomes regarded as a 'grandma's car.'