Dleg 2012!

[csb]

I mean if we're wire tapping the citizenry it just makes sense to wire tap ourselves.

Whoa whoa whoa...the whole point of being a politician is to be above the law and exempt from things that affect the common people.

And can I just phone into the meeting at the Bunny Ranch?

 

[Supe]

Whoa whoa whoa...the whole point of being a politician is to be above the law and exempt from things that affect the common people.
And can I just phone into the meeting at the Bunny Ranch?

That's fine. You can expense it out later since it's a 1-900 number.

 

[csb]

 

[Dark Knight]

I am available to be Assistant of the Assistant of Some Assistant. Wanna keep a low profile.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Junior adjutant to the assistant chair of the subcommittee of widgets, 4th circuit.

 

[Chucktown PE]

I've been thinking about this. Maybe I should run for the Senate. I know the administration is going to dissolve the legislative and judicial branches of government, or at least diminish their responsibilities, but there will need to be someone to push these nominees through the confirmation process. Maybe that should be me.

 

[ElCid03]

I could use an assistant to travel the country and teach high schoolers the merits of the "entertainment" industry. Wonder if the Bunny Ranch ladies are mobile.....

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I've been thinking about this. Maybe I should run for the Senate. I know the administration is going to dissolve the legislative and judicial branches of government, or at least diminish their responsibilities, but there will need to be someone to push these nominees through the confirmation process. Maybe that should be me.

I don't think Generalissimo Maximum Leader Dleg will smile upon your efforts to weasel out of your Greenland job posting. It might be best to follow rw's advice and just start shopping for winter clothes.

 

[Chucktown PE]

I guess I'm going in to hiding. It's been nice posting here. However, I never thought it would have caused a forced relocation.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I guess I'm going in to hiding. It's been nice posting here. However, I never thought it would have caused a forced relocation.

There will be no hiding.
You have to admit, you did bring it on yourself.

 

[Chucktown PE]

:bag:

I suppose I did make a mistake in assuming that his excellency Dleg would want to keep tabs on all his minions and make sure we were all loyal. What have I done, what have I done?

Now you guys are going to be playing at the bunny ranch and I'm going to be living in a freaking cave like the Taliban.

Oh well, best of luck to you folks.

 

[Sschell]

is he gone yet?

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Yeah...boxed up and sent to Greenland, COD no less. We did punch a couple airholes in the box and sent along a batch of t-shirts from Orlando's Most Prestigious engineering firm as a goodwill gesture.

 

[Sschell]

... so whens the party?

 

[Chucktown PE]

h34r:

 

[csb]

I could use an assistant to travel the country and teach high schoolers the merits of the "entertainment" industry. Wonder if the Bunny Ranch ladies are mobile.....

I don't know about mobile, but I hear they're flexible...

 

[Chucktown PE]

They're both. I ordered a couple up for Greenland. I used the campaign credit card. Hope you don't mind. I'm busy starting a war up here so we can get going on firing off those nukes as soon as Dleg takes office. I must say bunny ranch girls in tight shirts are great up in Greenland.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

... so whens the party?

Not until he gets there. We sent him as 4th class freight, and left out half the custom forms, so it may be a while.

 

[csb]

You didn't hide any fruit in him, did you? The dogs will sniff that out.

 

[Sschell]

^what did we classify him as on the paperwork?

special documentation must accompany any biohazardous shipments...

at very least an MSDS should be attached.