Dleg 2012!

[Sschell]

You misunderstood the title, I'm afraid. You're going to have to be female. Prepare for gender reassignment procedures.

trust me... you don't want me to have my own pair of ****s. I would never leave the house again.

 

[FLBuff PE]

^I am currently inspecting them.

I have a picture of you doing your 'job':

 

[csb]

Sorry - I checked, but they're all being fully utilized right now.

I am pretty busy at work.

 

[Sschell]

I have a picture of you doing your 'job':

I call that inspection "the bowling ball" its my own twist on the shocker.

 

[EM_PS]

Sorry - I checked, but they're all being fully utilized right now.

:BS:

aww hell, alright give me the smart ones then. . .i do kinda want to come back from my "get-your-punk-ass-alien-*****-away-from-this-here-Red-Planet-claimed-by-Supreme-Leader-Dleg" mission

I have a picture of you doing your 'job':

Wtf? is that Michael Chiklis aka Vic Mackey from The Shield?

That guy gets all the trim. . .

and i think its actually called the 'six-pack' lift - he will certainly be getting a good upperbody workout in

 

[Wolverine]

aww hell, alright give me the smart ones then. . .i do kinda want to come back from my "get-your-punk-ass-alien-*****-away-from-this-here-Red-Planet-claimed-by-Supreme-Leader-Dleg" mission

I can spare some ugly smart ones.

And now for something completely different:

Top ten reasons why that ^^^pic is wrong on so many levels:

10.) That guy's not me.

9.) There are dudes in the background practicing the same manuever.

8.)

 

[Sschell]

that pic might make for a good caption this picture thread...

 

[Dexman1349]

that pic might make for a good caption this picture thread...

"At the National Center for Noxious Gas testing facilities, Dr. Michael Chiklis checks on a couple potential plumbing blockages."

 

[Dleg]

Is that near the Hershey Highway?

Yeah - it's just to the south.

Hey Dleg, can I have an Ohio class SSBN instead of the Enterprise? I'm not sure they have nuke rated aircraft anymore and I sure would love to toss a few 'party favors' around, if you catch my drift.

Well, you are Captain of the flagship of the pirate fleet. You are free to assume command of any vessel within the fleet. Or just sit in the command ship and tell them what to do. Your choice.

I'll probably be spending about half my time as president inside a nuclear sub, for security reasons.

 

[Guest]

I rode down I-69 today ... there seemed to be same lane closures due to work. I am not sure you want to ride down *THAT* highway if it needs work!!

Just sayin' ....

JR

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

^I took a road trip several years back and stayed at the Super 8 in Angola, IN right off I-69. I've got like 10 pics of me as a an immature 22 year old in front of signs that say I-69. Now that I've had a few years to reflect on it, I realize 10 was nowhere near enough!

I also loved the infamous 'Been Laid Off?' signs they used to have in Spokane. Everyone just sat in front of the 'off' part with an 'oh yeah, I just was' grin on their face.

 

[EM_PS]

that pic might make for a good caption this picture thread...

How about "I've been looking for you ********!"

 

[Guest]

I have heard that the Dleg 2012 ticket is considering big pushes on two of Obama's big policy reform changes - 'greening' of the environment and tackling the expense of healthcare. Why not merge them?

Have you thought about Soylent Green? I think bring together votes from both sides of the political aisle - reform in healtcare and the environment in a fiscally restrained manner. Think about it ... total genius:

• Stem the tide of rising health care costs
• Increase the recycling rate
• Feed the hungry masses
• Reduce overcrowding in longterm care facilities
• The ultimate green solution - it really is green
• Reduce the soaring deficit
• Reduce payouts for medicare and medicaid

Just sayin ....

JR

 

[Road Guy]

my administration would bring back a period of isolationism.. i.e.. f___ the rest of the world for a while, we will only venture outside of our borders to take stuff we need

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Well, you are Captain of the flagship of the pirate fleet. You are free to assume command of any vessel within the fleet. Or just sit in the command ship and tell them what to do. Your choice.

Rock on! I always wanted to see if those 20 MT warheads would f up a city the way I heard they would.

Hey, maybe I could liase with the Urban Renewal director to test a few of 'em out.

 

[csb]

I think JR just cemented his place for Surgeon General by helping reform healthcare with solution that I think will appeal to everyone's palate.

Plus, I like what RoadGuy has to say...it worked for Japan!

 

[Dleg]

my administration would bring back a period of isolationism.. i.e.. f___ the rest of the world for a while, we will only venture outside of our borders to take stuff we want

Fixed it for you RG.

 

[Supe]

Can we have a Plastic Surgeon General? This world needs more great ****s.

 

[bigray76]

Free **** jobs as part of Supe's Stimulus Program???

 

[csb]

Cash for Clunkers? Surgery for Saggers?