Dleg 2012!

[csb]

But what does this all mean for the middle class?

 

[MGX]

But what does this all mean for the middle class?

It means government subsidized 600HP toys for all!

 

[Wolverine]

Let me see if I can spare any hot scientists for that noble endeavor...

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...Nope, sorry. Apparently I still have them all pretty busy doing, uh, research and stuff.

 

[ElCid03]

Let me see if I can spare any hot scientists for that noble endeavor...
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...Nope, sorry. Apparently I still have them all pretty busy doing, uh, research and stuff.

This Education seems rather extensive, perhaps this Secretary can be of assistance?

 

[Dexman1349]

No problem - you and roadwreck can be joint sports czars.
But keep in mind, my first directive to you is to legalize all forms of perfomance-enhancing drugs, surgeries, and gender modifications.

I shall also implement this with the cheerleaders and player wives (including the addition of cheerleaders to hockey & baseball)... well except the gender modification part.

 

[csb]

Gender modified player wives might balance out the shrunken steroid gonads.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

^Raisin balls!

 

[MA_PE]

All these positions being filled. I like to apply for head of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms....well really just Alcohol. And also I want to run the state-mandated Calssic Rock radio stattion/music television network. Who do I need to service er speak to about an appointment?

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

And also I want to run the state-mandated Calssic Rock radio stattion/music television network.

FCC Commissioner?

While you're at it, can you please find a way to ban and wholeheartedly smite the country station the woman in the next cube listens to a bit too loudly? It's Boston, MA - not Bozeman, MT for cryin' out loud.

Also, as a nominal kickback for my substantial campaign contribution, can you please play Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here in its entirety at some point? Or at least Animals?

 

[MA_PE]

FCC Commissioner?
While you're at it, can you please find a way to ban and wholeheartedly smite the country station the woman in the next cube listens to a bit too loudly? It's Boston, MA - not Bozeman, MT for cryin' out loud.

Also, as a nominal kickback for my substantial campaign contribution, can you please play Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here in its entirety at some point? Or at least Animals?

sure whatever you want to call it.

Tell her, country has its place.....which I believe is OUT IN THE F'N COUNTRY!!!!

I will definitely play Wish You Were Here uninterrupted and commercial free. The same with Anilmals. Does Rupert bark when you play "dogs"? My first dog used to, because he thought dogs were barking outside.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Rupert is chatty like a 14 year old girl gossiping on the phone, very vocal and has different sound effects for different moods. 'I need to go outside' is a classic, as is 'Why aren't you paying attention to me even though I'm shoving a toy in your lap while drooling on your foot.' Yet he's fairly nonplussed by barking dogs on TV/radio.

Tell her, country has its place.....which I believe is OUT IN OF THE F'N COUNTRY!!!!

Took care of that for ya.

 

[csb]

if it ain't country, it ain't music

 

[Dleg]

Ooo...ooo! can I be the car czar, too? I'd so love to mandate that all American cars be designed so that the Shelby Cobra becomes regarded as a 'grandma's car.'

sure why not?

All these positions being filled. I like to apply for head of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms....well really just Alcohol. And also I want to run the state-mandated Calssic Rock radio stattion/music television network. Who do I need to service er speak to about an appointment?

But of course.

You see, the thing is, there are dozens (hundreds?) of cabinet positions out there, and so far only a few are filled. There's plenty fo space, for everyone! All I ask is your support.

And your unquestionable loyalty. Don't end up in Greenland like Chucktown.

Hey, we still don't even have a Secretary of State. Who will be Our Hillary Clinton?

 

[EM_PS]

And your unquestionable loyalty. Don't end up in Greenland like Chucktown.
Hey, we still don't even have a Secretary of State. Who will be Our Hillary Clinton?

I think you anwered your own query prior to asking it

 

[MGX]

I'd like to nominate myself for Internets Czar.

The purveyors of the prodigious pipeline producing porn o' plenty need someone to ensure the 'proper' use of said internets.

 

[ElCid03]

Perhaps the time has come for a preliminary cabinet meeting, perhaps the noble Secretary of Sexual Exploits can suggest a venue appropriate for the difficult tasks ahead?

 

[Chucktown PE]

I think you anwered your own query prior to asking it

I volunteered for Secretary of State. I figured I was combative and argumentative enough to start all the wars that were going to need starting. But I got shot down. Something about unquestionable loyalty for initiating wire taps on fellow administration members? My only point being that there should be an infrastructure in place to make sure there is no chance for a coup to be set up and us all lose our jobs. I mean if we're wire tapping the citizenry it just makes sense to wire tap ourselves. The only people that would find that objectionable would be the ones that have something to hide. We really need to adopt a big brother mentality if we're going to be doing all that we're planning on doing. Long story short, I think he said I could be cultural attache to Greenland, at which point I figured I would continute to focus on my engineering career. Greenland sounds cold and the fishing/hunting probably sucks.

 

[roadwreck]

Long story short, I think he said I could be cultural attache to Greenland, at which point I figured I would continute to focus on my engineering career. Greenland sounds cold and the fishing/hunting probably sucks.

You seem to think you'll have a choice in the matter. I think you will find you are sorely mistaken. I'd start shopping for that winter wardrobe if I were you.

 

[Chucktown PE]

I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to put someone in that position that is going to be bitter about it. There are plenty of other people that will be clamoring to be a part of the administration. He doesn't need a lowly peon such as myself.

 

[Supe]

Perhaps the time has come for a preliminary cabinet meeting, perhaps the noble Secretary of Sexual Exploits can suggest a venue appropriate for the difficult tasks ahead?

Book your flights for Vegas airport. Preliminary meetings will be held at the Bunny Ranch. We need to think outside the box, by thinking inside another "less traditional" box.