Excuses, Excuses! Worst, Funniest, Etc.

[Supe]

It looks just fine to me.

 

[MA_PE]

RW there's no excuse for no posting more in here.

 

[Supe]

Freedom of speech, man! Freedom of speech!

 

[DVINNY]

I've got to get some work done

 

[Supe]

You should have brought it up on the conference call.

 

[DVINNY]

I was sleeping thru the conference call, where you on there?

 

[wilheldp_PE]

I've been editing government specs all morning...my brain hurts.

 

[DVINNY]

why?... no one will ever read them

 

[Supe]

I was sleeping thru the conference call, where you on there?

I sure was. Laughing hysterically at one of our older QC Managers who isn't afraid to speak his mind under any circumstance. He makes the calls worth paying attention to.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

why?... no one will ever read them

I thought the same thing, but I was actually working on edits because somebody DID read them at the last submittal.

 

[DVINNY]

I hate people like that

 

[Supe]

Can't wear the ring honey, it's a safety violation.

 

[MA_PE]

Can't wear it honey. It's too small.

 

[Supe]

No, your *** makes your *** look fat.

 

[MA_PE]

Excuse me, does your face hurt?

 

[wilheldp_PE]

My cat gnawed my legs off in my sleep, I need to have them reattached.

 

[Supe]

Gunt is too a word.

 

[DVINNY]

Did I say I was going to do that?

 

[Supe]

I'll put it on my "to do" list

 

[wilheldp_PE]

I just flew in from Chicago and my arms are tired.