Excuses, Excuses! Worst, Funniest, Etc.

[Supe]

Too early? It's 5:00 somewhere.

 

[MA_PE]

thank god. 5:00 is party time

 

[Supe]

Yes there's a party. It's in my pants.

 

[MA_PE]

I think I'll pass. Now a party in TX's avatar...

 

[maryannette]

I really had a rough day and I'm going to bed for awhile. No excuse.

 

[MA_PE]

so you're going to excuse yourself for a siesta.

 

[mudpuppy]

I'm late because I farted in the shower and it was so bad I passed out.

 

[MA_PE]

time for a fan/light combo

 

[mudpuppy]

Might want to throw in a wet/dry vac too.

 

[DVINNY]

I don't think I got that email.....

 

[wilheldp_PE]

As long as you preface your comment with "No offense...", you can say the most heinous things to people.

 

[DVINNY]

I don't mean anything by this but........

 

[mudpuppy]

None of my socks match

 

[DVINNY]

if your pants are long enough, it shouldn't matter

 

[MGX]

I'm not racist but...

 

[DVINNY]

but you run in races anyway?

 

[mudpuppy]

I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.

 

[DVINNY]

how can you lock yourself in?

 

[wilheldp_PE]

I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.

That's like locking your keys out of the car.

 

[mudpuppy]

^I dunno, but it's a bad excuse for sure!