Excuses, Excuses! Worst, Funniest, Etc.

[TXengrChickPE]

I have a bad headache.

 

[MA_PE]

because you've been a bad girl?

 

[Capt Worley PE]

That guy ahead of me really stunk the place up, huh?

 

[MA_PE]

then why is the cloud following you?

 

[TXengrChickPE]

What makes you think I'm not a virgin?

 

[wilheldp_PE]

What makes you think I'm not a virgin?

Your husband would be pretty pissed if you were.

 

[TXengrChickPE]

^ enh... I used that one a couple of times when I was MUCH younger

 

[DVINNY]

What makes you think I'm not a virgin?

I'll tell you in the morning

 

[Supe]

I'm QC, that's QA's jurisdiction.

 

[MA_PE]

What makes you think I'm not a virgin?

What makes you think I'm not a virgin?

What makes you think I'm not a virgin?

What makes you think I'm not a virgin?

hmmm, could be the echo.

 

[Supe]

It's a vagina, not a clown car.

 

[MA_PE]

then why do all the clowns find their way in?

 

[Supe]

then why do all the clowns find their way in?

I don't know, but they must have one hell of an excuse!

 

[MA_PE]

Does "excuse me" actually work?

 

[Supe]

I promise I'll pay you back.

 

[MA_PE]

The check is in the mail.

 

[Supe]

Me no speakie the English.

 

[MA_PE]

Washee clothesee? no tickee no takeee

 

[Supe]

No, I didn't rip the date off the coupon.

 

[MA_PE]

and I didn't rip my date off either.