EB Mafia

[beccabun PE]

here's a hot take (or cold take, since I'm locked in a freezer):

ALL COFFEE IS TERRIBLE. TEA IS SUPERIOR.

 

[FlangeheadPEAZ]

Day 5/Night 5

The weary students were getting ready for their next class, "Ethics and Project Management", but first it was time to break for lunch. Everyone went down to the basement to find the cafeteria and kitchen. They ran into Shriek, the custodian. "Feel free to serve yourselves, but keep your voices down and don't talk to the cook. The Children of the Corridor are always listening."

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"This place gives me the creeps. It's always given me the creeps", said @chart94 . "We need to pass our classes and get out of here!" In the kitchen, @DuranDuran PE was chopping up hot dogs, potatoes and onions. "That looks disgusting!", exclaimed @beccabun PE . "How do you expect us to eat this?", forgetting they were not supposed to converse with the cook. "Some of us live, some of die, but all will fail", mumbled @DuranDuran PE . "What's that supposed to mean?" said @Dothracki PE , who was still drenched with sweat and covered in bruises from his Chinese dodgeball team tryouts. "Some of us live, some of us die, but all will fail", @DuranDuran PE mumbled again, staring out into space. "I know that guy", said @SaltySteve PE . "He was a promising engineer. He got his seal and signed one project. An architect complained about it, and his firm threw him under the bus. Instead of standing up for him, they reported him to the authorities to save their own ass. He lost his license and has never been the same since." "I don't care, forget him", said @RBHeadge PE . "I don't trust the food or anyone here." He went to the walk-in freezer and opened the door, hoping to find something safe and microwavable to eat. He was knocked to the floor from behind. @beccabun PE towered over him, blocking his escape. "I've been watching you. I saw you in spelling class manipulating the blocks. You let @harshaPEAZ die!" "Yeah, I let a few people die, but I'm doing it to save the masses. This school needs to be shut down!" He pulled out a gun, but @beccabun PE tackled him before he could get a shot off. A struggle ensued. @beccabun PE yelled for help, and @Dothracki PE charged in to break it up, but out of nowhere a lead-filled dodgeball flew in, knocking everyone to the ground. The freezer door slammed shut.

@txjennah PE and @BlueBlueprint_PE were later found sitting in the cafeteria, apparently unaware of the commotion. @chart94 and @SaltySteve PE joined them. "Where is everyone else?" asked @BlueBlueprint_PE . @chart94 and @SaltySteve PE looked at each other, then at @txjennah PE and @BlueBlueprint_PE . "I thought they were with you guys!" The four of them ate lunch together in silence, each wondering who was hiding secrets from who.

@RBHeadge PE was lynched by the town. He was the Mafia Boss.

@Dothracki PE and @beccabun PE were night killed by the mafia.

There are 4 players left. They are @txjennah PE , @BlueBlueprint_PE , @SaltySteve PE and @chart94

Thank @beccabun PE for the revenge!! lol

 

[Eye Hate Landscaping PE]

Funny. When we went to New York a few years ago I tried to find GOOD Hole in the Wall coffee shops without luck. I actually dumped a cup of coffee it was so bad. I ended up at Starbucks…

That's where being poor in college comes in handy. I taught myself to gulp liquids I needed to obtain my objective ($6/handle rum) without tasting them.

 

[SaltySteve PE]

That's where being poor in college comes in handy. I taught myself to gulp liquids I needed to obtain my objective ($6/handle rum) without tasting them.

Been there. Done that. Learned that lesson.

 

[Tiger15]

I'm going to plug this here just in case anyone is interested...
https://engineerboards.com/threads/fantasy-football-2021.37342/

 

[DLD PE]

I'm going to re-name this the pet/coffee/tea/fantasy football/and sometimes mafia thread.

 

[Tiger15]

I'm going to re-name this the pet/coffee/tea/fantasy football/and sometimes mafia thread.

EB Mafia Friends would be a more concise title

 

[DLD PE]

1 hour left!

 

[BlueBlueprintPE PMP]

Phew … almost forgot!

@DuranDuran PE i vote for @txjennah PE

 

[DLD PE]

10 mins!

 

[SaltySteve PE]

Phew … almost forgot!

@DuranDuran PE i vote for @txjennah PE

Been there... Done that... My bad.

 

[SaltySteve PE]

This would have been over with all the three main mafia intact had I remembered to log in and switch my vote last night.

 

[DLD PE]

Time!

 

[DLD PE]

Write up will be in the morning.

 

[txjennah PE]

Phew … almost forgot!

@DuranDuran PE i vote for @txjennah PE

Laaaaame.

 

[SaltySteve PE]

Laaaaame.

#ded

 

[SaltySteve PE]

I want to hear @jean15paul_PE story! I've been trying to figure out what you knew this whole time!

 

[Tiger15]

Wait is it over?

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

That's where being poor in college comes in handy. I taught myself to gulp liquids I needed to obtain my objective ($6/handle rum) without tasting them.

Did that with a $6 handle of gin once. Not recommended. Still very, very picky about my gin these days.

 

[BlueBlueprintPE PMP]

Did that with a $6 handle of gin once. Not recommended. Still very, very picky about my gin these days.

I think I’ve only found one gin that I liked … I stick to whiskey