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[Chucktown PE]

Chuck...one man's Grandmother MAY be another man's COUGAR!!!

Wilheldp, NCcarguy needs your grandmother's number, and your grandmother wearing nothing but her snuggie. I hear those things have room for two. :eyebrows:

 

[Dexman1349]

My Grandma and your Grandma

Sitting by the fire

My grandma said to your grandma

"I'ma set your snuggie on fire"

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Let's all play a game of Quit Talking About My Naked Grandmother.

 

[Chucktown PE]

In honor of Dexman's post.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Snuggie

 

[Dexman1349]

In honor of Dexman's post.
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I like how her hair gets darker as the years go on. She used to be a bottle blonde, then stopped doing it during the pregnancy, then kept her natural color to match the snuggie.

Does the rug match the drapes? pfffttttt. Does the rug match the snuggie??

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Does the rug match the snuggie??

Does it get any sexier than that?

 

[Dexman1349]

Does the rug match the snuggie??

Does it get any sexier than that?

Yep, if it's your grandma and they match...

 

[Chucktown PE]

Snuggie

This may be the best demotivational poster ever.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

This may be the best demotivational poster ever.

There are multiple points in that commercial where they raise the roof.

 

[NCcarguy]

still waiting on granny's number.......

 

[Dexman1349]

867-5309?

 

[NCcarguy]

I would suspect that Jenny IS a grandmother by now....

 

[Chucktown PE]

Does the rug match the snuggie??

Does it get any sexier than that?

Yep, if it's your grandma and they match...

Yuck

uke:

 

[Flyer_PE]

NC, have you ever heard or uttered the following?

"Anything from 18 to 80, crippled, blind, or crazy, if they can't walk, we'll carry them."

A buddy of mine used to use that phrase to describe his acceptance criteria for female companionship.

 

[NCcarguy]

I thought It was 8 to 80?

that reminds me of the joke.....

what's the best thing about sleeping with TWENTY EIGHT years olds.......I don't know, there's 20 of them?

OK....I'm really not that creepy....but it's funny.

 

[Chucktown PE]

NC, have you ever heard or uttered the following?
"Anything from 18 to 80, crippled, blind, or crazy, if they can't walk, we'll carry them."

A buddy of mine used to use that phrase to describe his acceptance criteria for female companionship.

Why not just say any female of legal age. I'm imagining there isn't much difference between 80 and 90, but maybe NCcarguy can enlighten us?

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I would suspect that Jenny IS a grandmother by now....

Think of how old Christine Sixteen is now.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

I would suspect that Jenny IS a grandmother by now....

Think of how old Christine Sixteen is now.

Released in 1977, so 32 years ago (minimum). So that means she is at least 48.

 

[klk]

This may be the best demotivational poster ever.

There are multiple points in that commercial where they raise the roof.

Have you seen the new commercial for the Kuttles? Its the blanket built for two!