What I imagine is going on at the hospital...
"I have the china virus. My doctor, he's a really great guy, said this the worst case he's ever seen. I'm doing great, though. Recovering very, very quickly. Probably the fastest recovery they've ever seen. Much quicker than other patients. Believe me, we're going to take care of it. The incredible men and women here, they actually said they may have to take samples of my blood to figure out why I'm recovering so fast. Who knows. I don't know. You never know. Chinas going to pay. It's going to be a lot of money. A lot. Billions and billions."