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I GOT A DATE!!!
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DVINNY
2-time 10K winner
Fudgey, If I may ask a couple of questions, before I offer advise.
1. What is the pre-determined goal here? Short-term half-time quickie? or extended overtime relationship?
if the answer is short-term, and if you can stomach doing this, leave halfway thru the second quarter and take her shopping. Tell her that you know the mall won't be crowded since everyone will be watching the game, and you would like her to help you pick out your new J CREW sweater. She'll love the fact that you would pick her over sports, and you'll be in for the half-time quickie in no time. (I HIGHLY ADVISE AGAINST THIS IF A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP IS A POSSIBILITY, the last thing you'd want is a girlfriend that thinks your gonna miss the games to go places with her)
if the answer is long-term, then may I suggest going the "tailgating route" and setting up a game time atmosphere at your place, and getting ribs, wings, chips and beer. That way you are setting the stage for how you expect games to be handled throughout the rest of the relationship.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS ARE VERY IMPORTANT.
1. What is the pre-determined goal here? Short-term half-time quickie? or extended overtime relationship?
if the answer is short-term, and if you can stomach doing this, leave halfway thru the second quarter and take her shopping. Tell her that you know the mall won't be crowded since everyone will be watching the game, and you would like her to help you pick out your new J CREW sweater. She'll love the fact that you would pick her over sports, and you'll be in for the half-time quickie in no time. (I HIGHLY ADVISE AGAINST THIS IF A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP IS A POSSIBILITY, the last thing you'd want is a girlfriend that thinks your gonna miss the games to go places with her)
if the answer is long-term, then may I suggest going the "tailgating route" and setting up a game time atmosphere at your place, and getting ribs, wings, chips and beer. That way you are setting the stage for how you expect games to be handled throughout the rest of the relationship.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS ARE VERY IMPORTANT.
RIP - VTEnviro
His Memory Eternal
No way! He already said she was a big Bears fan. She'd probably be pissed at missing the game. If I tried to drag my mrs. out during a Seahawks game she smack me silly.
Save the sweater date for going to the mall together to do Xmas shopping.
NCcarguy
Well-known member
I think it's time to just start talking dirty to her!!!! You should begin to TELL her what you've been thinking about doing with her at halftime!!!! :leghump:
PE-ness
Advanced Member
Hey Fudgepump, it's too bad this won't go anywhere, because we all know you're still working on your PE-ness.
But seriously, your behavior seems a bit out of character. I'm losing respect for you, fudgey.
But seriously, your behavior seems a bit out of character. I'm losing respect for you, fudgey.
PE-ness
Advanced Member
Yeah, but usually he posts about poop over here. This is a new thing. A new and disappointing thing.
This is also a pretty long post. You must be quite a speed reader!
Although I wish him the best, of course.
This is also a pretty long post. You must be quite a speed reader!
Although I wish him the best, of course.
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Fudgey
Master of Disaster
OK guys what sort of stuff should I serve on Sunday. I want to serve some nice nibblers, not just greasy chips and a can of gooey onion dip.
testee
supporting role
I'm thinking you might want to include crudite.
squishles10
CEO
Go with pita instead of chips- hummus drizzled with olive oil makes it look like you tried. Spinach dip does with pita too. From the sound of things, avoid chili at all costs *ahem*. Baby carrots and ranch is good- but have some greasy food too otherwise it'll look like you're trying to starve her. Nothing says "you're fat" like being handed a plate of vegetables at a football game. :-\ Try wings- then you can lick the sauce off of each other's fingers :multiplespotting:
Fudgey
Master of Disaster
What a great idea! Isnt hot sauce supposed to be an aphrodesiac? You know i'd love to wrangle a Spicey Stanley out of the deal.
FusionWhite
Epee ~)----- Fencer
DONT DO WINGS if you think your going to get anywhere near 3rd base. Even a tiny amount of hot sauce on your fingers when your sliding into 3rd will be very disasterous.
Fudgey
Master of Disaster
Fusion speaks the truth. The worst offender is fresh habanero peppers. I chopped some up not long ago to add to some chili I was making. At one point I had to take a leak. Knowing I had hot stuff on my hands I washed them thoroughly before doing my business. it didnt help at all. Felt like someone dragged my weener over a cheese grater then belt sanded it
Wolverine
Uncanny Pompadour
I second the idea for hummus and pita as a refreshing and unique game-time snack. Let the hummus age out in your car for at least 24 hours before you serve it (the longer the better). Make sure to serve ample quantities and sprinkle just a hint of cayenne on the top for flavor.
You know what's really good with that is a few pints (each) of Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout.
You could also try a variation of hummus using black beans instead of garbanzo's, lime in place of lemon, and extra garlic in place of tahini. Again, ample quantities of beans and a few dark beers should work out really well for you.
You know what's really good with that is a few pints (each) of Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout.
You could also try a variation of hummus using black beans instead of garbanzo's, lime in place of lemon, and extra garlic in place of tahini. Again, ample quantities of beans and a few dark beers should work out really well for you.
squishles10
CEO
Oh crap- I didn't mean he should MAKE it- just get it in the containers and dump it into a new bowl. They sell it by the vat at Sam's- just remember it's made out of BEANS.
Oatmeal Stout-mmmmmmmmmm......... My new fave is the Breckenridge Vanilla Porter, but that's more cuddle beer than football beer.
testee
supporting role
now let me get this straight, you are recommending that Fudgey consume hummus, which is effectively garbanzo beans on his second date. Do you think he should have candles or other sources of open flame as well?
RIP - VTEnviro
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^ It is his third date. Is that the open flames and flatulence date? It's been so long I can't remember.
cement
gray haired dude
I had my future wife pull my pinkie on date #2 
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Wolverine
Uncanny Pompadour
Excellent suggestion - why didn't I think of that? Third date should be CAMPING, in a tent, with copious amounts of well-aged garbanzo bean dip, dark syrupy beer, AND throw in a few candles. You can't miss. She will succumb to your charms in no time.
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