I Got 999 First World Problems

[Lumber Jim]

the baby's swing, bouncer, and play mat are all playing creepy music because the 4 D batteries that each take are low on juice...

 

[Lumber Jim]

my snow blower has a flat tire.

My air compressor has a flat tire...

(ironic or first world?)

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

my snow blower has a flat tire.

My air compressor has a flat tire...

(ironic or first world?)

The tires for my air compressor are always flat. I will fill them with air when I need to move it around, and without any doubt they will be flat next time I need it.

 

[knight1fox3]

Need to build 2 server rack style PCs. But they need to have XP on them. ldman:

 

[Flyer_PE]

I have to drive the family somewhere for spring break since the plane is down for some unscheduled maintenance.

 

[NJmike PE]

My cell phone doesn't have a very good signal at my house

 

[Road Guy]

My fridge isnt big enough for all the food i but at the grocery store

 

[NJmike PE]

I can't put my four cars inside my three car garage

 

[Road Guy]

I had to pay additional taxes this year...

 

[NJmike PE]

My hot tub isn't working

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I wasn't able to carpool with Mrs Dex like I normally do, and instead had to drive my Camaro in the snow.

 

[Supe]

I can't put my four cars inside my three car garage

I can't put five cars in my two car garage.

Also, my bottled water tastes a bit plasticy.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

The only time I get vowels in Words with Friends is when all 7 letters are vowels...

 

[envirotex]

My hair dryer broke, and I couldn't find a new one with all of the options that I wanted plus the auto-winding cord-keeper.

 

[NJmike PE]

I ran out of home heating oil, had to go buy 10 gals of diesel and re-prime my furnace

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

The rental car company only had a Challenger with a V6.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I can't open the Game of Thrones thread because I haven't seen this week's episode yet (was going to go to a neighbor's house to watch, but his kids were sick).

 

[knight1fox3]

^ I'll just send you the file.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Neighbors DVR'd it and are waiting to watch it with us later this week, but I'd certainly like a digital copy to go with season's 1-3...

 

[NJmike PE]

My 8 gb memory card on my phone is full and I need to buy a larger one.