I Got 999 First World Problems

[knight1fox3]

^ the buffet was good?

 

[envirotex]

I can't find any Christmas coffee mugs that I like.

 

[NJmike PE]

My snow blower has a flat tire and I have to shovel.

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

My grill ran out of gas, now I have to grill chops in the oven??

 

[NJmike PE]

The security guard who patrols my gated community has a loud exhaust

 

[knight1fox3]

My beer is warm...

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

The security guard who patrols my gated community has a loud exhaust

I would advise him to change his diet...

 

[NJmike PE]

My children's nanny hits on me.

 

[Flyer_PE]

I couldn't fly the plane this weekend due to weather and had to drive instead.

 

[matt267 PE]

I don't have enough room for all my wife's shoes.

 

[NJmike PE]

my wallet can't hold more than $1000 cash...

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

My walk in closet doesn't stay very warm during the winter.

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

One of the new fluorescent bulbs quit working in my master closet on the ceiling fan.

 

[cement]

Ran out of wrapping paper

 

[matt267 PE]

Ahh, my daughter got too many Christmas gifts.

 

[blybrook PE]

Signed up for amazon prime, just found out that my "smart" blu-ray player is non-compatible and has to be replaced to utilize Prime in the living room...

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

My COLA raise this year was only 2%

 

[NJmike PE]

^^^2.6% I was put on salary too so now I lost my overtime.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I guess they offset the usual 3% raise with a 3rd floating holiday and a couple more paid national holidays... :dunno:

 

[cement]

I only got one parking pass for the ski condo