I Got 999 First World Problems

[NJmike PE]

The water dispenser on my refrigerator doesn't work.

 

[goodal]

One of the new fluorescent bulbs quit working in my master closet on the ceiling fan.

You have a ceiling fan in your closet? That is just too much.

Apparently, I am among the 5 people in the world working today.

 

[snickerd3]

I'm working today too

 

[NJmike PE]

both of our plotters broke down.

 

[Lumber Jim]

Someone took my spot in the office refrigerator today...

 

[Lumber Jim]

Three snow shovels hanging in the garage and all of them have an annoying crack in the plastic.

 

[Lumber Jim]

The air temp in my office is cooler than my preference due to the window being to large.

 

[Lumber Jim]

I have to close the shades after lunch everyday due to the slight glare on my dual screens.

(kind of a repeat, I know, but worth repeating...)

 

[Lumber Jim]

I purchased two monitor stands for my dual screens to help prevent my habit of slouching...

 

[Lumber Jim]

I need to get back to work...

 

[goodal]

My thumb hurts from playing basketball last night...

 

[Supe]

This protein shake tastes like balls.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I didn't sleep very well last night. Granted, I was still buzzing pretty good from a co-worker's going away party...

 

[goodal]

I washed both cars Saturday and its raining today.

(my weather app lied to me).

 

[Golden Eagle PE]

My garbage pickup service sometimes lays my trashcan down on the curb instead of upright on the sidewalk.

 

[Golden Eagle PE]

Our plotter takes up to 2 min to warm up before printing out a drawing first thing in the morning.

 

[envirotex]

The ski resort where I am planning to vacation doesn't have much snow.

 

[knight1fox3]

The ski resort where I am planning to vacation doesn't have much snow.

Which one would that be?

 

[matt267 PE]

This sucks, the battery on my tablet is almost dead.

 

[NJmike PE]

my snow blower has a flat tire.