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Sschell
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Fluvial
The Ditch Witch
I have been thinking about rules which I live by. Here are the ones that I am very consistent about.
Never drink while doing electrical work.
Never drink while fishing.
Never drink while gambling.
Never drink while doing electrical work.
Never drink while fishing.
Never drink while gambling.
Had to add another one.
Never answer the cell phone while at the check out line.
It goes along with #18. I think its extremely rude to have a cashier bag your items while you don't even acknowledge their presence. I hate it when people do that.
Never answer the cell phone while at the check out line.
It goes along with #18. I think its extremely rude to have a cashier bag your items while you don't even acknowledge their presence. I hate it when people do that.
Sschell
Dude?
I have to say... I have broken all three of those pretty consistently.
actually, I rarely do any of those when not drinking.
Capt Worley PE
Run silent, run deep
I used to drink while fishing. Then I realized there was a correlation between hooking myself in the hands, head, etc and the number CABs I consumed.
As far as gambling and drinking, lets just say I lost some money at a craps table when my logic became hampered.
And as far as electrical work I have big fingers and messing with electrical while drunk almost makes it impossible.
So I guess that I came upon my rules the hard way.
As far as gambling and drinking, lets just say I lost some money at a craps table when my logic became hampered.
And as far as electrical work I have big fingers and messing with electrical while drunk almost makes it impossible.
So I guess that I came upon my rules the hard way.
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Sschell
Dude?
there is an inverse relationship to the amount of pain experienced when hooked though...
and if you are not drinking while fishing you are just sitting around holding your rod...
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wilheldp_PE
PE, LEED AP, SPAM KING
I was thinking the same thing. If you don't drink while gambling in Vegas, you are missing out on one of the best deals in country...free booze while gambling. I've found that my losses mount whether or not I'm drinking, so I might as well try to recoup my losses in booze.
The beauty is that you don't feel the pain if you've had enough to drink.
Capt Worley PE
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I don't gamble, and I'd electrocute myself if I tried electrical work, which leaves fishing. Last time I tried that was 6 years ago when I hooked the guy teaching me how to cast a fly rod in the ass.
wilheldp_PE
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The ass of the guy who was teaching...
The guy who's ass I hooked...
Hooks and asses...
I see your point.
The guy who's ass I hooked...
Hooks and asses...
I see your point.
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38. If you need a butt transplant, don't go to Argentina.
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Capt Worley PE
Run silent, run deep
I usually bait my hook only once when we arrive... which leaves more time for boozing... and I don't have to worry about hooking myself after tipping a few.
Problem solved
Wolverine
Uncanny Pompadour
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the Middle East. Billions of years from now, when Earth is hurtling toward the Sun and there is nothing left alive on the planet except a few microorganisms, the microorganisms living in the Middle East will be bitter enemies.
At least once per year, some group of scientists will become very excited and announce that:
* The universe is even bigger than they thought!
* There are even more subatomic particles than they thought!
* Whatever they announced last year about global warming is wrong
There apparently exists, somewhere in Los Angeles, a computer that generates concepts for television sitcoms. When TV executives need a new concept, they turn on this computer; after sorting through millions of possible plot premises, it spits out, "THREE QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT," and the executives turn this concept into a show. The next time they need an idea, the computer spits out, "SIX QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." Then the next time, it spits out, "FOUR QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." And so on. We need to locate this computer and destroy it with hammers.
They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the Middle East. Billions of years from now, when Earth is hurtling toward the Sun and there is nothing left alive on the planet except a few microorganisms, the microorganisms living in the Middle East will be bitter enemies.
At least once per year, some group of scientists will become very excited and announce that:
* The universe is even bigger than they thought!
* There are even more subatomic particles than they thought!
* Whatever they announced last year about global warming is wrong
There apparently exists, somewhere in Los Angeles, a computer that generates concepts for television sitcoms. When TV executives need a new concept, they turn on this computer; after sorting through millions of possible plot premises, it spits out, "THREE QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT," and the executives turn this concept into a show. The next time they need an idea, the computer spits out, "SIX QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." Then the next time, it spits out, "FOUR QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." And so on. We need to locate this computer and destroy it with hammers.
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