I have a project going out tomorrow morning, so I'm going to go ahead and reveal Friday's results so you have them. The mafia have already chosen their nightkill, so I'll include that as well.
Just wanted to let you know, YOU ARE COMPLETELY UNDER MY CONTROL! You may resume reading now.
The class settled into their completely boring, 2-hour long "grammar/proper communications" class. "Ok," said the instructor, "What happens when you have a project due in a week, but the architect who is your client, asks for your signed drawings 2 days early so they can bill the client and make them happy?" @ChebyshevII PE was first to answer: "Tell them to wait a go***nm" minute, we don't even have final mechanical drawings yet, and we need at least a day or two to circuit THEIR equipment and review our own drawings before we finish. Besides, this project wasn't supposed to be due until a couple of days later!"
The teacher pulled a lever, and the floor under @ChebyshevII PE gave way, sending him to the basement. "Cheby has decided he'd rather play in the playground than meet our clients' demands", chided the teacher. "Would anyone else like to take a 'stab' at it?" @Dothracki PE raised his hand. "The correct answer is, 'Yes sir, we'll turn in signed drawings, even though they're not finished. We'll issue revisions at no cost to you after we receive the completed mechanical prints. Please accept our apologies for any delays. As always, it's been a pleasure to do (pro-bono) business with you! Please consider us for any and all future projects." @Dothracki PE sat down, eyes closed, teeth clenched. The floor below him did not move. "Feckin' architects", mumbled @squaretaper LIT AF PE , who covered his mouth after realizing his mistake, but it was too late. The floor gave way and he soon joined Cheby at the "playgournd".
The class settled into their completely boring, 2-hour long "grammar/proper communications" class. "Ok," said the instructor, "What happens when you have a project due in a week, but the architect who is your client, asks for your signed drawings 2 days early so they can bill the client and make them happy?" @ChebyshevII PE was first to answer: "Tell them to wait a go***nm" minute, we don't even have final mechanical drawings yet, and we need at least a day or two to circuit THEIR equipment and review our own drawings before we finish. Besides, this project wasn't supposed to be due until a couple of days later!"
The teacher pulled a lever, and the floor under @ChebyshevII PE gave way, sending him to the basement. "Cheby has decided he'd rather play in the playground than meet our clients' demands", chided the teacher. "Would anyone else like to take a 'stab' at it?" @Dothracki PE raised his hand. "The correct answer is, 'Yes sir, we'll turn in signed drawings, even though they're not finished. We'll issue revisions at no cost to you after we receive the completed mechanical prints. Please accept our apologies for any delays. As always, it's been a pleasure to do (pro-bono) business with you! Please consider us for any and all future projects." @Dothracki PE sat down, eyes closed, teeth clenched. The floor below him did not move. "Feckin' architects", mumbled @squaretaper LIT AF PE , who covered his mouth after realizing his mistake, but it was too late. The floor gave way and he soon joined Cheby at the "playgournd".
Mafia @txjennah PE - It just looks bad that they've skated through under the radar.
Mafia Lean @chart94 - Also skating under the radar but not as bad. @beccabun PE - 2/3 votes have killed off a townie. @RBHeadge PE - voted twice. Killed a townie twice.
I've been postulating this theory and now I think it has merit. Maybe this is the information JP has been wanting to say as well. Based on their voting pattern and steering the town wrong at least twice, @DuranDuran PE I vote for @RBHeadge PE
I mean, I got back from vacation last week and am working on buying a house, but whatever. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We've already lost the doctor and cop, what's one more innocent townie?
