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I don't want a cabinet position or anything. I just want to barrel-roll Air Force One.

 
I would like to head up the NNSA in the DOE if possible. There are a bunch of folks I'd like to see fired. I'll leave the head of DOE to Wolverine, he'd be much better than me.
I'm not begging or anything, but could I have DOE, ED (the other DOE), and DNR?

I'll spinoff the NNSA so Chaos can have his way with those beeches, then abolish DOE & ED, and use DNR authority to create a world where everything is connected by bike trails, paths, or bicycle-only roads, thus solving the automobile emissions crisis, the obesity epidemic, and the lack of cool riding places near my house travesty all in one fell swoop.

Dleg, I put $5 in the mail for you to help kickoff your campaign and, you know, grease the skids a little for my ascension into DNR Czar. :17:

 
I'm not begging or anything, but could I have DOE, ED (the other DOE), and DNR?
I'll spinoff the NNSA so Chaos can have his way with those beeches, then abolish DOE & ED, and use DNR authority to create a world where everything is connected by bike trails, paths, or bicycle-only roads, thus solving the automobile emissions crisis, the obesity epidemic, and the lack of cool riding places near my house travesty all in one fell swoop.

Dleg, I put $5 in the mail for you to help kickoff your campaign and, you know, grease the skids a little for my ascension into DNR Czar. :17:
With that promise, I want to contribute $5 to you...

 
I don't want a cabinet position or anything. I just want to barrel-roll Air Force One.
^^^Bonus points: Do it over Ground Zero or the Pentagon.
:bann: That would be, and is, SO not funny

^^^If $5 gets me the Secretary of Agriculture... what do I get for $10???
An intern position? With special access to the oval office after hours?
this is funny! - lets not forget about the "special disappearing" cigar

 
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^In light of the antics played over NYC with AF1 with fighter escort, I figured it was fair game.

I'd do the roll as a surprise arrival at Oshkosh. If you're going to barrel-roll a 747, might as well do it in front of a bunch of people that can appreciate it.

 
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