^^Not a problem. We'll find something for you.
"Things are gonna change, allright. You can quote me on that."
Other assignments I am mulling:
Captain Worley: Captain of the Pirate Fleet Flagship, the USS Enterprise.
SapperPE: Commander of all regular military forces (Five Stars, buddy. Six, if you want.)
Cement: DOT
csb: FAA
Wolverine: DOE, as requested. And those other things, too. Whatever they are. You're in charge of whipping the scientists on my Fusion project. Try to be encouraging, though. We'll provide them with plenty of women and Bling as long as they're making good progress.
Chaosiscash: NNSA as requested. Whatever that is.
Flyer PE: Captain of Air Force One, Commander of Decoy/dummy Presidential entourage (stock up on those anti-missile flares, buddy - I'll be one unpopular President to certain factions. But, I will give you carte-blanche to add whatever equipment and personnel you see fit - be it 100 F-22s, a space-laser system, or a Guitar Army)
Mary - Minister of Engineering, and secret advisor on most things.
JR - Head of EPA. Yeah, I'll keep EPA around - they'll be in charge of the Global Warming/Nuclear Winter calculations that will decide how many nukes we use. It will have to be done fast, though - so I suggest you just stick to Excel or MathCAD, and best professional judgment. And, I want you to start working on "The Dome" as our fall-back. OK? And terraforming the Moon. Ha! I'd like to see those *******s get us when we're on the Moon!
Supe: A special new position: He will report to the Nation every Monday, on the sexual exploits of the weekend for the Nation, as a whole. He's free to embellish, but somehow I think that with 325 million citizens, and wilheld's domestic surveillance program, there will be plenty of kinky stuff to report without having to resort to exaggeration.
DVINNY: You get Arnold Schwarzenegger's job. Whatever that is. Plus, I will pronounce you Supreme Leader of Appalachia, which will pretty much automatically place 9/10 of the armed citizen militias under your control.
MGX: Treasury secretary. Hey, you said you wanted in on the corruption. You now have access to all the cash you can print.
Anyone else looking for a position?
"Hope is for *******. I deal in absolutes."
"Things are gonna change, allright. You can quote me on that."
You can be chief estimator. You job will be estimating how much bootie we'll get if we plunder certain foreign vessels, countries, or corporations, versus how much it will cost us to do so. We'll run this pirate operation in as rational a manner as possible. Until we actually engage the target, then it's pure whoop-ass.
Here's the deal: I'll make both you anf FL Buff co-Press Secretaries. That way, you can stop FL Buff before he embarasses me. Plus, I'll issue swords to you both, and you can duel it out for the Cabinet's entertainment if you can't come to agreement.
I've come to the conclusion that Chucktown and Wilheld need to lighten up and get a different perspective on government. Thus, I will appoint Chucktown as chief of collections at the IRS, with the official title of "Sherriff of Nottingham", and Wilheld will be placed at the NSA as head of the domestic wiretapping program. He will alert me to plots against the Presidency, so I can send in Dark Knight, who will be Chief of the Domestic Vigilante Ninja Corps.
Other assignments I am mulling:
Captain Worley: Captain of the Pirate Fleet Flagship, the USS Enterprise.
SapperPE: Commander of all regular military forces (Five Stars, buddy. Six, if you want.)
Cement: DOT
csb: FAA
Wolverine: DOE, as requested. And those other things, too. Whatever they are. You're in charge of whipping the scientists on my Fusion project. Try to be encouraging, though. We'll provide them with plenty of women and Bling as long as they're making good progress.
Chaosiscash: NNSA as requested. Whatever that is.
Flyer PE: Captain of Air Force One, Commander of Decoy/dummy Presidential entourage (stock up on those anti-missile flares, buddy - I'll be one unpopular President to certain factions. But, I will give you carte-blanche to add whatever equipment and personnel you see fit - be it 100 F-22s, a space-laser system, or a Guitar Army)
Mary - Minister of Engineering, and secret advisor on most things.
JR - Head of EPA. Yeah, I'll keep EPA around - they'll be in charge of the Global Warming/Nuclear Winter calculations that will decide how many nukes we use. It will have to be done fast, though - so I suggest you just stick to Excel or MathCAD, and best professional judgment. And, I want you to start working on "The Dome" as our fall-back. OK? And terraforming the Moon. Ha! I'd like to see those *******s get us when we're on the Moon!
Supe: A special new position: He will report to the Nation every Monday, on the sexual exploits of the weekend for the Nation, as a whole. He's free to embellish, but somehow I think that with 325 million citizens, and wilheld's domestic surveillance program, there will be plenty of kinky stuff to report without having to resort to exaggeration.
DVINNY: You get Arnold Schwarzenegger's job. Whatever that is. Plus, I will pronounce you Supreme Leader of Appalachia, which will pretty much automatically place 9/10 of the armed citizen militias under your control.
MGX: Treasury secretary. Hey, you said you wanted in on the corruption. You now have access to all the cash you can print.
Anyone else looking for a position?
