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knight1fox3
Jedi MASTER & Friend of Capt. Solo
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mevans154
Project Manager
As much as will physically fit in your car!
When my wife and mother argue, who's side should I take? (assuming both have valid points in the arguement)
When my wife and mother argue, who's side should I take? (assuming both have valid points in the arguement)
blybrook PE
Veteran 10k Spammer
By burying it completely in the snow and making a snow cave to work from.
How can I convince the other half that we need to utilize movers instead of waiting for carpet installation and doing it all ourselves?
How can I convince the other half that we need to utilize movers instead of waiting for carpet installation and doing it all ourselves?
Dark Knight
Silent Guardian
Don't. Save money on razors.
Can I go home now?
Can I go home now?
mevans154
Project Manager
"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!"
How should I dress tomorrow morning... "Sock, Sock, Shoe, Shoe" or "Sock, Shoe, Sock, Shoe"?
How should I dress tomorrow morning... "Sock, Sock, Shoe, Shoe" or "Sock, Shoe, Sock, Shoe"?
blybrook PE
Veteran 10k Spammer
By dropping the frozen bird into a boiling pot of fry grease while everyone stands within 2' of the pot watching. Be sure to do it inside the home for best effects.
Why do I have to take a vacation day if I've worked 8 hours OT for the week?
Why do I have to take a vacation day if I've worked 8 hours OT for the week?
Leave it be! The deep fryer will take care of all that ice.
Why do I have to take a vacation day if I've worked 8 hours OT for the week?
R&R is important! Don't worry, that last minute flight to the Bahamas and hotel stay can all be expensed to overhead when you return.
Stay at work, or sneak out early since all of the bosses are on vacation?
Why do I have to take a vacation day if I've worked 8 hours OT for the week?
R&R is important! Don't worry, that last minute flight to the Bahamas and hotel stay can all be expensed to overhead when you return.
Stay at work, or sneak out early since all of the bosses are on vacation?
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SCarolinaNiki PE
Well-known member
Stay, but throw a big Thanksgiving celebration for everyone with lots of booze. Expense it. They should be thankfully they have such awesome employees, right?
Quickest way to heal whiplash?
Quickest way to heal whiplash?
Get hit sideways. That way, the side-to-side movement cancels out the front-to-back.
They just rescheduled some can't miss meetings during the week before Christmas which I was going to take off. What should I do?
They just rescheduled some can't miss meetings during the week before Christmas which I was going to take off. What should I do?
Print a life-sized cut-out of yourself on the plotter and have a co-worker who is out of vacation time deliver it to all of the meetings. Everyone knows that any decisions made the week before Christmas will change after January 1st anyway.
How do I stop my dog from shedding?
How do I stop my dog from shedding?
knight1fox3
Jedi MASTER & Friend of Capt. Solo
The suck cut:
How long should I cook my turkey?
How long should I cook my turkey?
Dark Knight
Silent Guardian
Until it turns really black...
I have no idea what to ask here so am passing...
I have no idea what to ask here so am passing...
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cement
gray haired dude
yes, that is most of a turducken.
What should I get for lunch today?
What should I get for lunch today?
