Bad advice to previous poster

[Dleg]

Maybe just a catnap, but preferably just like a cat - high on a ledge on the third or fourth story of your office building.

I have a problem with endangered bats preventing me from getting one of my waterline projects approved. What should I do?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Hire an indigenous tribe from South America to go hunting...

After a few beers, I really dont want to go to work tomorrow, should I just call in sick?

 

[mevans154]

You need to multi-task...Bring the beers to work!

When playing golf with the CEO of my company tomorrow. How bad should I "pretend" to suck to let him think he won?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

There is no "pretending to suck" if you want that pearl necklace...

What should I tell my boss so that I don't have to go to this change order negotiation meeting?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

You blew the budget on purpose and its a waste of time because the change order will be court ordered anyway after the law suit.

How do you get blood out of car seat upholstery... Asking for science, um, no other reason.

 

[knight1fox3]

Try tomato juice.

I need a new flashlight for inspections and walk-downs. What should I get.

 

[Supe]

How should I get this bottle of rum on the plane this coming Friday?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

In your blood supply.

What should I watch on Netflix tonight?

 

[envirotex]

Leaving Las Vegas.

Should I tailgate Thanksgiving for game day, or go for the traditional set up?

 

[Supe]

Why compromise? Deep fry that turkey in the back seat of your car.

This soap is drying out my skin. What should I do?

 

[sycamore PE]

Stop bathing.

What's a good way to minimize the cold I'm coming down with?

 

[knight1fox3]

Start drinking heavily. Preferably whiskey. That should take care of it.

I need to pick a topic for my final design. What should it be?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Unicorn bio-carbon emission's deleterious effects on solar energy consumption in developing third world nation states.

How do I tell the kitty cat that I don't really want her ass in my face while I sleep at night?

 

[goodal]

Lick it.

What do I need to do to sell my truck?

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Roll back odometer

How do I get PE results faster?

 

[blybrook PE]

By calling NCEES and your state board multiple times daily asking for your results.

How can I get U-haul to provide a 4wd, 20' moving truck with chains on short notice for a one way move?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Bring in a loaded shotgun.

How do I get my daughter to pay attention better at school?

 

[blybrook PE]

Give her an eviction notice.

What should I have for dinner without having leftovers?

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Pop tarts

How can I get my wife to wash my truck?

 

[cement]

Supe in a speedo sittin on the hood.

What do I do with a dog that's gone senile?