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[Supe]

An HSD in the tailpipes should dampen the resonances.

What should I do to help fall asleep tonight?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Drink a 2-liter of Mountain Dew, munch on some chocolate covered espresso beans, and tell your wife she needs to sleep on the couch tonight because you've got a raging case of ghonarhea.

How do I get rid of the pesky mosquito in my bedroom.

 

[Supe]

Mosquitos hate smoke... so set the bedroom on fire.

I'm almost out of TP, but don't want to call the cute girl at the front desk for more. What should I do?

 

[envirotex]

Knock on the wall, ask the guy next door to slide some under the door.

Should I sell the family truckster and buy a sports car?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Yes, a red Ferrari, preferably one that costs over $900k.

Should I go to bed or continue trash talking my fantasy league?

 

[mevans154]

Go to bed, everyone knows you are just really surfing porn anyway!!!

If you were at heaven’s gates, and God asked you "why should I let you in?”, what would you say?

 

[engineergurl]

"well if You don't know, how the heck should I?"

should I stop and pick up some cab's on the way home tonight?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Yes, and drink them before you get home so nobody knows.

Should I go to the sketchy fish sandwich restaurant within walking distance for lunch today or eat at the crummy cafeteria downstairs where as of yet I've not been food poisoned.

 

[knight1fox3]

Neither, try foraging around outside to see if you can find some berries and/or mushrooms.

How can I determine if light is considered to be a wave or a particle?

 

[sycamore PE]

Easy. Quit your job and go back to school to study theoretical physics. Preferably at MIT or Cal Tech. You should be able to formulate a coherent opinion on this matter after that.

What should I make for dinner with family visiting next weekend?

 

[csb]

Thai people.

Should I pace myself at the pub crawl tomorrow?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

It's a crawl, so you should pace yourself so that you're crawling as soon as possible.

How do I get motivated to restart p90x?

 

[sycamore PE]

Do a pub crawl with CSB.

Halloween costume suggestions?

 

[knight1fox3]

Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball.

What kind of pizza should I order while in Chicago?

 

[csb]

New York Style

Should I bet money on the 49ers this weekend?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Not money, bet gold

Should I bring my wife home flowers after her stressful day?

 

[Supe]

Yes, nothing brightens the day of a loved one like the Little Shop of Horrors venus fly trap.

I don't know if it is going to be too cool for a t-shirt tonight. What should I wear?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

RG's favorite costume...



Thinking of replacing the exhaust system on my car. Suggestions?

 

[Supe]

The new Pepsi catback setup is pretty sweet.

Beer first, or rum and coke?

 

[csb]

Beer before liquor, where are my pants.

Should I try to nap this morning?