Bad advice to previous poster

[Dexman PE PMP]

Meth.

How do I make meth to sell to eg and sycamre?

 

[blybrook PE]

By requesting the exact formulas / ingredient list from yer local FBI or Sheriff Office.

Who else should we have join Dex on his new life goal to be a meth distributor?

 

[knight1fox3]

Miley Cyrus.

Who would distribute the meth?

 

[blybrook PE]

Lindsey Lohan

Anyone else?

 

[Dleg]

The elementary school cafeteria staff.

It's raining but I am supposed to go running. What should I do?

 

[blybrook PE]

Strip to your skivy's, take a bar of soap and enjoy the run. It is even better if during a deluge that is causing evacuations & flooding of your neighborhood.

Will the neighborhood watch actually catch the drunk wandering down the road, or should I go offer the fella another round?

 

[Flyer_PE]

Give him your car keys. He's obviously too drunk to walk.

How do I increase my income to afford a bigger plane?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Sell meth

How do I get more sleep?

 

[roadwreck]

Quit your job.

How do I fix my sprinkler system?

 

[Ble_PE]

Hire this guy:

How do I get my kids to pick up their toys at night?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Tell them if they don't pick them up you will burn the toys in a huge bon fire on Christmas Eve sending a signal to Santa that naughty children live within and to go on to the next house.

How do I get rid of all the packing paper in my house?

 

[Dark Knight]

Light a match!!!

I am not looking for an advice. Please someone else use my turn to ask.

 

[envirotex]

Well, let me just say then that I dig your tool belt.

How can I keep my coffee hot all the way down to the last drop in my cup?

 

[mevans154]

Drink REALLY fast!!

If a cat always lands on its feet, and a buttered piece of bread will always land buttered side down...

What will happen if I glue a piece of buttered bread on the back of a cat and drop it??

 

[engineergurl]

The dog will come flying out of nowhere, snatch the bread off the cat ripping all of the cats hair out and angering the cat beyond belief so that the cat will not only is the cat going to land on it's feet (because the bread isn't attached any more)... it's going to proceed to launch itself at the happy dog that is eating the hairy buttered bread.

what should I do with the broken elliptical that I forgot to put out with the bulky pick up?

 

[mevans154]

Sell it on Ebay... List it as 'Good condition & Gently Used"

What happens when you get "scared half to death" twice?

 

[sycamore PE]

Try it. If we don't hear back from you, we'll assume the worst.

What should I name my unborn baby?

 

[mevans154]

Mini-me

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Just cut the remaining arm off.

How do I make my fantasy football players play better?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Stop playing fantasy football.

How do I fix that wierd buzzing coming from the Camaro's exhaust