Bad advice to previous poster

[Sapper PE LS]

Solve the previous posts challenge with a magical engineering solution, you know, the kind your boss would suggest.

How do I relieve congestion on the Cross Bronx Expressway?

 

[knight1fox3]

With baloons.

How do I get a 60-ton refrigeration unit to fit in 5'x5' area?

 

[snickerd3]

build a shrinkray gun to reduce the size of the unit

how do you fix stupidity?

 

[engineergurl]

let them be stupid and remove all protective warning labels and guidance in place, they'll die off eventually

how can I defy the laws of entropy when it comes to my home?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Mary Poppins the shit out of that.

How do I make 2 million widgets in one production unit of time?

 

[mevans154]

Speed up the conveyor belt!

How do you get blood from a stone?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Hit someone really hard with it.

How do you speed up the design review process?

 

[mevans154]

Schedule the Design Review at 4PM on a Friday.

How can you test that the refrigerator light really went out when you closed the door?

 

[snickerd3]

Schedule the review at 4PM on a Friday.

How can you test that the refrigerator light really went out when you closed the door?

take the shelves out and put a small child inside to test the theory.

what is a good type for fish kabobs

 

[mevans154]

Ones where someone else picks up the dinner check.

How do you collect the data of the number of woman who have fallen in the toilet becuase the man forgot to put the seat back down?

 

[engineergurl]

estimate the number of women living in homes with indoor toilets with a man, then add on any woman who has spent more than 3 weekends at their boyfriends house, and any woman who has allowed their boyfriend to stay at their house more than 8 weekends, multiply by 100,000 and subtract one

Create some box plots and then sample 3% of the population of every country in the world to verify

how do I decrease fat and increase muscle with out changing my diet and exercise?

 

[Ble_PE]

^Have boob reduction surgery.

How can I pick the winning lottery numbers for tomorrow's Powerball?

 

[mevans154]

Read the following day's news paper.

How can I get that 10 pounds of crap into that 5 pound bag?

 

[engineergurl]

buy a ticket for every single possible combination

how do I convince my husband boob reduction surgery is a good idea?

 

[engineergurl]

How can I get that 10 pounds of crap into that 5 pound bag?

dehydrate it by cooking it over a long period of time

wait is this the magic or the bad advice thread? :Locolaugh:

 

[mevans154]

buy a ticket for every single possible combination

how do I convince my husband boob reduction surgery is a good idea?

Show him 1000's of pictures of other woman's boobs, and let him decide which ones he likes best!

How can you validate time travel exists?

 

[knight1fox3]

Travel to Libya and smuggle some Plutonium to run some tests.

When will warp drive be available?

 

[engineergurl]

it is already available, just too costly to mass produce

how can we prevent the tire pressure from changing with the altering temps

 

[mevans154]

Liquid gel centers...

How can I teach my wife that our Visa card has a "Credit Limit" and NOT a "Credit Goal"?

 

[csb]

Call up and report the card as stolen. When she says it's being declined, tell it's because the credit limit was lowered. Never give her the new card.

How do I get a raise?