Bad advice to previous poster

[envirotex]

Start coming to work in your bathrobe and mumble about your gun collection.

What size television should I get for the living room if the media room already has a big screen?

 

[knight1fox3]

Time to upstage the media room with this (IMAX screen):

Ignore any delivery and/or installation costs.

What should I have installed on the back patio to replace a decaying wooden stoop?

 

[Supe]

Think green. A stoop made of recycled cardboard ought to do the trick.

What should I get for lunch today?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Raid the office fridge. Ignore any labels, just take what you want.

What should be a good place to start researching on how I can gain weight?

 

[Lumber Jim]

A feedlot. Gaining weight is how they make money... It will take total immersion though.

I'm take my wife out for Indian food for the first time tomorrow night. What should I order?

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

A bacon double cheeseburger.

My wife is taking my son to the movies this weekend, so I will be home alone. What should I do?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Hookers and blow. Wait that was supposed to be a bad idea...

I feel like I am always trying to "fix" something irritating on my car (squeeks, rattles, clunks). Do I just trade the car in or keep it?

 

[Lumber Jim]

Keep it, sue the state for having bumpy roads and use the money for repairs...

I have a lot of work to do but really want to leave early. What should I do?

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

Leave a "present" on your bosses desk and go home.

I make too much money, what should I buy?

 

[TESTY]

Bail out and Hire Alix Tichelmann: http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/general-news/20140710/call-girl-charged-in-google-execs-heroin-death-in-santa-cruz

What do I tell the Propane Company so they don't try and charge me when they finally come to take away their tank, that I was tired of waiting and I cut it up and made a meat smoker out of it?

 

[Dark Knight]

Tell them it was the protesters from Ferguson.

Do not really looking for an advice. What do I do?

 

[P-E]

Ask vtme for tips to pass the PE

It's my wife's birthday. How do I get out of dinner plans to go drinking?

 

[matt267 PE]

Clean her plate first.

Should I take the Christmas lights down today?

 

[MechE_in_PA_PE]

Yes especially if you're getting hit with the ice storm...make sure to use an aluminum ladder and leave it set up outside for at least 3 hours prior to starting.

Now that I know a super good tip for passing the PE should I stop studying and start partying?

 

[maryannette]

Yes, party to your heart's content. When you take the exam, mark 10 As, 10 Bs, 10 Cs, and 10 Ds in whatever order you like. That will surely work.

Should I share MY stupid tip for passing?

 

[matt267 PE]

Oh goodie, please do.

Should I take a nap now?

 

[P-E]

No, wait until your wife needs to talk about something that she thinks is important.

How should I go about disposing of my Christmas tree?

 

[matt267 PE]

Leaving it where it is, use a match.

Should I study all day today?

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

Studying is for suckers.

Should I bet my entire salary on the Browns to win it all next season?

 

[Dark Knight]

No. The Jets or the Giants are a better option.

Should I open the NSFW pic thread in the office?