5 k thread fall 09 results version

[FLBuff PE]

When I wrote the post about ground chuck I thought that the chuck was the rump. I was incorrect. The chuck is the shoulder, the round is the rump. I'm glad I could clear that up for everyone. Funny that all that PETA chick did was make me research butcher's cuts of meat so I'll know which part of the cow I like best.

Now, Chuck, it's not nice to call her names. IIRC from the picture in the paper, her name is Ashley.

 

[EM_PS]

Yeah, Ashley from Royal Oak! who despite being a PETA kook is very easy to look at sympathize w/ her plight

 

[Chucktown PE]

When I wrote the post about ground chuck I thought that the chuck was the rump. I was incorrect. The chuck is the shoulder, the round is the rump. I'm glad I could clear that up for everyone. Funny that all that PETA chick did was make me research butcher's cuts of meat so I'll know which part of the cow I like best.

Now, Chuck, it's not nice to call her names. IIRC from the picture in the paper, her name is Ashley.

I like Ashley's sirloin the best.

 

[cement]

gotta love the kooks

 

[FLBuff PE]

...in my pants

 

[Fluvial]

WTF. One of the men in this office has been peeing in the floor of the bathroom.

 

[EM_PS]

^problem w/ that?

 

[Chucktown PE]

WTF. One of the men in this office has been peeing in the floor of the bathroom.

George Costanza?

 

[Fluvial]

^problem w/ that?

Well it's kind of hard for me to sit down on the seat without putting my feet in it.

 

[cement]

WTF. One of the men in this office has been peeing in the floor of the bathroom.

better than in my pants!

 

[Mutha PE PS]

WTF. One of the men in this office has been peeing in the floor of the bathroom.

better than in my pants!

how do you know its a "man". That's gender profiling.

 

[Chucktown PE]

^problem w/ that?

Well it's kind of hard for me to sit down on the seat without putting my feet in it.

Is there a reason he doesn't just pee in the toilet? Does he prefer the floor drain? I know some people like the sink, I've always found it a bit challenging.

 

[Fluvial]

how do you know its a "man". That's gender profiling.

Because I'm the only female in this office. Before we moved in last week, there were only men here.

Chuck: how would I know? There's no floor drain anyways.

 

[cement]

maybe he has overestimated his "reach"

 

[EM_PS]

i wuz kiddin anyways - i prefer peeing on buildings, not in them - just how i roll

 

[Fluvial]

maybe he has overestimated his "reach"

Isn't there some amusing little poem about that? I should put that up on the wall.

EM: I figured you were.

 

[Mutha PE PS]

how do you know its a "man". That's gender profiling.

Because I'm the only female in this office. Before we moved in last week, there were only men here.

Chuck: how would I know? There's no floor drain anyways.

that has gotta suck. Especially in the afternoon.

 

[EM_PS]

how many times a day (at work) does the avg person pee?

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^problem w/ that?

Well it's kind of hard for me to sit down on the seat without putting my feet in it.

Good thing you wear shoes, then!

 

[Fluvial]

how many times a day (at work) does the avg person pee?

Good question. I'd guess twice at least. Females maybe more often. Coffee drinkers even more often than that.

Hart: I suspect it's the landlord, which is troublesome because he's such a sweet and nice guy. I'd hate to have to tell him his johnson is too short.