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[Santiagj]

I think I pee about 4 times a day average while I'm at work.

I'm a coffee drinker though.

 

[EM_PS]

how many times a day (at work) does the avg person pee?

Good question. I'd guess twice at least. Females maybe more often. Coffee drinkers even more often than that.

Hart: I suspect it's the landlord, which is troublesome because he's such a sweet and nice guy. I'd hate to have to tell him his johnson is too short.

maybe he's got the dreaded Poner! (piss + boner)

 

[Fluvial]

Good thing you wear shoes, then!

It's nice for you to acknowledge that we do actually wear shoes in Mississippi.

Hey Rambo!

 

[Mutha PE PS]

how many times a day (at work) does the avg person pee?

Good question. I'd guess twice at least. Females maybe more often. Coffee drinkers even more often than that.

Hart: I suspect it's the landlord, which is troublesome because he's such a sweet and nice guy. I'd hate to have to tell him his johnson is too short.

Maybe you could suggest a new water saving "low boy " toilet to help him out.

 

[Chucktown PE]

Chuck: how would I know? There's no floor drain anyways.

Just ask him. When I pee on the floor I require a floor drain. If not, it's just plain messy.

 

[Mutha PE PS]

Chuck: how would I know? There's no floor drain anyways.

Just ask him. When I pee on the floor I require a floor drain. If not, it's just plain messy.

Becomes a hazard as well.

 

[Fluvial]

Maybe you could suggest a new water saving "low boy " toilet to help him out.

Ha!

Chuck I'm not sure which one it is. Maybe I should put that pic of Ashley on the wall behind it. Then the guys would all lean in a little closer to read what her sign says.

 

[EM_PS]

Maybe you could suggest a new water saving "low boy " toilet to help him out.

Ha!

Chuck I'm not sure which one it is. Maybe I should put that pic of Ashley on the wall behind it. Then the guys would all lean in a little closer to read what her sign says.

which could lead to the dreaded Poner (again)!

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Good thing you wear shoes, then!

It's nice for you to acknowledge that we do actually wear shoes in Mississippi.

I'm in SC. We only wear shoes to church, you elitist.

 

[Chucktown PE]

^^Damn Mississippi snobs.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I know!

 

[Fluvial]

Okay now that made me bust out laughing!

 

[Dexman1349]

I prefer the trough with a drip system. They work so well at the stadiums.

 

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[Fluvial]

I prefer the trough with a drip system. They work so well at the stadiums.

*pondering how that would work in a unisex bathroom*

 

[FLBuff PE]

+1!

 

[Dexman1349]

so much closer

 

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bitches!!!

 

[FLBuff PE]

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bitches!!!

So if you win, are you going to just keep the contractor swag?

 

[Dexman1349]

possible ToP if duplicates are cleared?