5 k thread fall 09 results version

[Dexman1349]

Or you can give a 1 year subscription to Sirius radio. That was my wife's xmas present (2 weeks after her birthday).

 

[Supe]

Pearl necklace.

 

[Chucktown PE]

You can never go wrong with jewelry. How about a necklace?
Does she like to read? Does she have any hobbies or interests besides driving you crazy?

She doesn't really have time to read due to the kiddos. Neither of us has much time for hobbies. She does read, it's just a bunch of fictional crap.

So far we have a farting stuffed hippo and granny panties. Any other suggestions? Anyone.
*crickets chirping*

It doesn't matter since her parents will just get her something better to one-up you!

True. Maybe I'll just get her a card that says, "I thought about getting you something but I knew your parents were getting you something better so I didn't bother."

 

[Dexman1349]

I got mine a stuffed Hippo puppet for her 30th. Granted it was the same hippo from NCIS (Abbey's "farting" hippo, Bert), which is her favorite show.

Hey ... where can I get one of those?! Mrs. JR is REALLY wanting one .. I am thinking Valentine's Day gift! :true:

Unfortunately, you have to make your own as they don't sell an official NCIS Bert.

It's a Folkmanis Hippo puppet (~$35), then you can pick up a self-inflating whoopie cushon at any It's Your Move store in the mall (~$5), and a studded dog collar (~$10).

I cusomized the one for my wife in that I gave it a pink collar instead of the traditional black.

more info:

http://cbsncis.wetpaint.com/page/Bert+The+Hippo

 

[Chucktown PE]

So far we have a farting stuffed hippo and granny panties. Any other suggestions? Anyone.
*crickets chirping*

A vacuum cleaner?

I was going to say something derogatory about the cleanliness of our house but decided to delete it.

Pearl necklace.

I knew that was coming, and I wish. Maybe for my 30th.

 

[Dexman1349]

Pearl necklace.

I knew that was coming, and I wish. Maybe for my 30th.

It's a gift you can keep giving...

 

[Ble_PE]

Pearl necklace.

I knew that was coming, and I wish. Maybe for my 30th.

It's a gift you can keep giving...

Be sure to tell her that when you are giving it to her. I'm sure she'll love it!

 

[Chucktown PE]

I think I gave that gift one time. She decided she didn't like it and told me she wouldn't be giving me any more gifts that would result in that gift ever again.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

I think I gave that gift one time. She decided she didn't like it and told me she wouldn't be giving me any more gifts that would result in that gift ever again.

DENIED!

I just found out that my closing has been delayed until at least the 29th due the buyer being out the country and not getting all his paperwork signed before he left. *********.

 

[benbo]

I think I gave that gift one time. She decided she didn't like it and told me she wouldn't be giving me any more gifts that would result in that gift ever again.

DENIED!

I just found out that my closing has been delayed until at least the 29th due the buyer being out the country and not getting all his paperwork signed before he left. *********.

Maybe he's in Canada trying to sell a slightly used laptop computer.

 

[Chucktown PE]

What does that have to do with a pearl necklace?

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Maybe he's in Canada trying to sell a slightly used laptop computer.

He's in Chile, where apparently they don't have email or fax machines where he could get this paperwork taken care of remotely.

What does that have to do with a pearl necklace?

Not a damn thing...those were 2 different thoughts. The DENIED was for your pearl necklace. The bit about the closing date was a separate ***** of mine.

 

[Ble_PE]

What does that have to do with a pearl necklace?

Maybe he wants to give the owner one after the closing?

 

[Dexman1349]

At least the theives didn't leave a pearl necklace behind for Wil...

 

[Chucktown PE]

At least the theives didn't leave a pearl necklace behind for Wil...

How could one leave a pearl necklace behind? I thought it had to be on the recipient to be a pearl necklace?

 

[jeb6294]

At least the theives didn't leave a pearl necklace behind for Wil...

The Travelocity gnome says:

If someone breaks into your hotel room and steals everything but your toothbrush and your camera...buy a new toothbrush.

 

[Dexman1349]

lol, the all-knowing gnome...

 

[wilheldp_PE]

If someone breaks into your hotel room and steals everything but your toothbrush and your camera...buy a new toothbrush.

And don't look at the pictures on your camera.

 

[Dexman1349]

If someone breaks into your hotel room and steals everything but your toothbrush and your camera...buy a new toothbrush.

And don't look at the pictures on your camera.

I think the resulting pictures would not quite be as entertaining as the camera from The Hangover...

 

[klk]

I regifted some garden gnomes this year for Christmas.