Top 5 Dumb and Disgusting Things People Do on a Flight

[Master slacker]

there are some somewhere around here. also, linkedIn

But I don't know people's names. 

 

[csb]

this kind of makes me want to take one of those $79 round trip spirit airlines flights to vegas, don't take any luggage, just walk around drunk all day and gamble and then fly back, roll back into the house like you have been at work all day

whose in? say next Tuesday?

Next Tuesday is only $68 on Spirit. You'd have to make it an overnighter, though- get to Vegas at 8PM and get back to DEN at 11 AM. Just in time for a sensible lunch, eh. 

 

[leggo PE]

Oh yeah, same.  My leg cramps if I sit for too long.

Yeah, my knees start to ache like crazy! Another reason I get aisle seats. I can get up to walk around if needed.

 

[User1]

Yeah, my knees start to ache like crazy! Another reason I get aisle seats. I can get up to walk around if needed.

but then you have to get up if people have to peeeeee

 

[leggo PE]

but then you have to get up if people have to peeeeee

Another excuse to stretch my legs!

 

[Road Guy]

Next Tuesday is only $68 on Spirit. You'd have to make it an overnighter, though- get to Vegas at 8PM and get back to DEN at 11 AM. Just in time for a sensible lunch, eh. 

lets do it!  I did this once 2 years ago and it was actually a ton of fun. fly in, drink, eat, drink, gamble, drink, gamble, people watch, was actually a good time!

also you can stow away a bathing suit in your pocket and get into Caesars Pools pretty easily

 

[txjennah PE]

but then you have to get up if people have to peeeeee

I guarantee, if you are on a flight with me, sitting in my row, and in the aisle seat, I WILL get up to use the restroom at least 3 times.

 

[User1]

I guarantee, if you are on a flight with me, sitting in my row, and in the aisle seat, I WILL get up to use the restroom at least 3 times.

but will you rest your boob on my head?

 

[txjennah PE]

but will you rest your boob on my head?

There's not much boob to rest. pppp

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

There's not much boob to rest. pppp

EB does not discriminate.

 

[Supe]

EB.com - if it nips, it sits!

 

[Ble_PE]

EB.com - if it nips, it sits!

You sure about that?

 

[kevo_55]

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[csb]

You sure about that?

This is the dude who always seems to have the center seat. He then rests his elbows in my muffin top. 

 

[Supe]

You sure about that?

This is TJ's head we're talking about here, so yes.

 

[User1]

This is TJ's head we're talking about here, so yes.

NO ITS NOT ITS @csb 's head! 

 

[csb]

I'm hurt, @Supe. We've been internet friends for nine years and you didn't recognize me. 

 

[Supe]

but will you rest your boob on my head?

There's not much boob to rest. pppp

Sorry TJ, but you said it.  @csb - it's not personal, I was referring only to the post above!

 

[csb]

Sorry TJ, but you said it.  @csb - it's not personal, I was referring only to the post above!

This is the equivalent of "she had hair?".

 

[User1]

Sorry TJ, but you said it.  @csb - it's not personal, I was referring only to the post above!

okok