Top 5 Dumb and Disgusting Things People Do on a Flight

[Audi Driver P.E.]

have you tried more whiskey?

I'm afraid that the more might lead to other problems. Ones on the list even.

 

[csb]

sorry, i stand up because i'm tired of sitting. i don't push anyone out of my way and am not acting impatient, but i gotta straighten my knees asap. lol

As long as your crotch or butt isn't in my face, stand away. Also, don't rest any boobs on my head. 

Brought to you by things that have happened to me on flights. 

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Can't say I would be wholly opposed to boobs on my head.

 

[Supe]

Can't say I would be wholly opposed to boobs on my head.

Nothing completes a long flight like a sweaty man boob toupee.  

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Nothing completes a long flight like a sweaty man boob toupee.  

Well, that's um different.

 

[tj_PE]

I'm afraid that the more might lead to other problems. Ones on the list even.

what about better whiskey?

 

[tj_PE]

As long as your crotch or butt isn't in my face, stand away. Also, don't rest any boobs on my head. 

Brought to you by things that have happened to me on flights. 

I feel like I need to try to rest my boob on someone's head on a flight now. just to challenge myself. 

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Challenge yourself?

 

[tj_PE]

Challenge yourself?

figure out a situation where ones boob might land on another's head, casually.

 

[csb]

figure out a situation where ones boob might land on another's head, casually.

Be sure to stand up, then drape your arms on both headrests,  lean forward a little and let gravity do its thing. 

 

[tj_PE]

Be sure to stand up, then drape your arms on both headrests,  lean forward a little and let gravity do its thing. 

am i facing the back of my seat? or yours? lol or the person in front of me? i need a diagram pls

 

[csb]

am i facing the back of my seat? or yours? lol or the person in front of me? i need a diagram pls

You're facing out towards the aisle, with an arm on the seat in front of you and an arm on your seat. 

 

[tj_PE]

You're facing out towards the aisle, with an arm on the seat in front of you and an arm on your seat. 

I am going to figure out a way to make this my new pic.

 

[csb]

Dang it! I forgot to add...arm on each seat and boobs on my head. Those were not complete instructions. 

 

[tj_PE]

Dang it! I forgot to add...arm on each seat and boobs on my head. Those were not complete instructions. 

thank you for enhancing my ...life.

 

[leggo PE]

You guys have had some terrible plane experiences.

One standout plane experience I had was one time, this guy and girl and I (all strangers) were sharing a row together. We got along really well and exchanged emails at the end of the flight (I'm not sure why we didn't exchange phone numbers? This was a while ago, maybe before smart phones were the norm). Anyway, needless to say, I never talked to either of them again...

But like six months after the flight, I got a weird email from some chick who was freaking out at me because she had found a piece of paper with my name and email address on it in her boyfriend's things. She wanted to know who the heck I was, accused me of hooking up with her guy (clearly, she had trust issues), and wanted to know why she had found my info in her boyfriend's stuff.

I didn't respond to her, and by then, had lost the guy's info, so couldn't even let him know.

 

[Road Guy]

Is this like when you have the dental hygienist brushing her boobs over you while she is cleaning your teeth?

And no its not the one that you wish was doing that, she is normally in the dental "stall" next to mine

#hatethedentist

 

[csb]

Exactly. 

 

[kevo_55]

TJ doesn't look happy in that pic. 

She would be happy if she was holding a whisky though.

 

[tj_PE]

TJ doesn't look happy in that pic. 

She would be happy if she was holding a whisky though.

truth.