Top 5 Dumb and Disgusting Things People Do on a Flight

[Audi Driver P.E.]

have you tried more whiskey?

I'm afraid that the more might lead to other problems. Ones on the list even.

 

[csb]

sorry, i stand up because i'm tired of sitting. i don't push anyone out of my way and am not acting impatient, but i gotta straighten my knees asap. lol

As long as your crotch or butt isn't in my face, stand away. Also, don't rest any ****s on my head. 

Brought to you by things that have happened to me on flights. 

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Can't say I would be wholly opposed to ****s on my head.

 

[Supe]

Can't say I would be wholly opposed to ****s on my head.

Nothing completes a long flight like a sweaty man **** toupee.  

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Nothing completes a long flight like a sweaty man **** toupee.  

Well, that's um different.

 

[tj_PE]

I'm afraid that the more might lead to other problems. Ones on the list even.

what about better whiskey?

 

[tj_PE]

As long as your crotch or butt isn't in my face, stand away. Also, don't rest any ****s on my head. 

Brought to you by things that have happened to me on flights. 

I feel like I need to try to rest my **** on someone's head on a flight now. just to challenge myself. 

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Challenge yourself?

 

[tj_PE]

Challenge yourself?

figure out a situation where ones **** might land on another's head, casually.

 

[csb]

figure out a situation where ones **** might land on another's head, casually.

Be sure to stand up, then drape your arms on both headrests,  lean forward a little and let gravity do its thing. 

 

[tj_PE]

Be sure to stand up, then drape your arms on both headrests,  lean forward a little and let gravity do its thing. 

am i facing the back of my seat? or yours? lol or the person in front of me? i need a diagram pls

 

[csb]

am i facing the back of my seat? or yours? lol or the person in front of me? i need a diagram pls

You're facing out towards the aisle, with an arm on the seat in front of you and an arm on your seat. 

 

[tj_PE]

You're facing out towards the aisle, with an arm on the seat in front of you and an arm on your seat. 

I am going to figure out a way to make this my new pic.

 

[csb]

Dang it! I forgot to add...arm on each seat and ****s on my head. Those were not complete instructions. 

 

[tj_PE]

Dang it! I forgot to add...arm on each seat and ****s on my head. Those were not complete instructions. 

thank you for enhancing my ...life.

 

[leggo PE]

You guys have had some terrible plane experiences.

One standout plane experience I had was one time, this guy and girl and I (all strangers) were sharing a row together. We got along really well and exchanged emails at the end of the flight (I'm not sure why we didn't exchange phone numbers? This was a while ago, maybe before smart phones were the norm). Anyway, needless to say, I never talked to either of them again...

But like six months after the flight, I got a weird email from some chick who was freaking out at me because she had found a piece of paper with my name and email address on it in her boyfriend's things. She wanted to know who the heck I was, accused me of hooking up with her guy (clearly, she had trust issues), and wanted to know why she had found my info in her boyfriend's stuff.

I didn't respond to her, and by then, had lost the guy's info, so couldn't even let him know.

 

[Road Guy]

Is this like when you have the dental hygienist brushing her ****s over you while she is cleaning your teeth?

And no its not the one that you wish was doing that, she is normally in the dental "stall" next to mine

#hatethedentist

 

[csb]

Exactly. 

 

[kevo_55]

TJ doesn't look happy in that pic. 

She would be happy if she was holding a whisky though.

 

[tj_PE]

TJ doesn't look happy in that pic. 

She would be happy if she was holding a whisky though.

truth.