Top 5 Dumb and Disgusting Things People Do on a Flight

[tj_PE]

I feel like this could be explained more thoroughly.

shoes off, feet on seat, farting a lot, probably. 

and she doesn't come with whiskey.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

shoes off, feet on seat, farting a lot, probably. 

and she doesn't come with whiskey.

Why is she even allowed on this site?

 

[tj_PE]

Why is she even allowed on this site?

:dunno:  

but she's cute and we like her!

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

:dunno:  

but she's cute and we like her!

Obviously we overlook a lot because the whiskey thing seems pretty unforgivable. Pro tip: if you don't come with whiskey, you better be cute and likeable.

 

[tj_PE]

if you don't come with whiskey, you better be cute and likeable.

catchphrase for EB.

 

[tj_PE]

and life, in general. 

 

[Master slacker]

:dunno:  

but she's cute and we like her!

We need pics.  For science, of course.

 

[Road Guy]

this kind of makes me want to take one of those $79 round trip spirit airlines flights to vegas, don't take any luggage, just walk around drunk all day and gamble and then fly back, roll back into the house like you have been at work all day

whose in? say next Tuesday?

 

[tj_PE]

this kind of makes me want to take one of those $79 round trip spirit airlines flights to vegas, don't take any luggage, just walk around drunk all day and gamble and then fly back, roll back into the house like you have been at work all day 

whose in? say next Tuesday?

that sounds fantastic. Next week doesn't work for me, though  

 

[tj_PE]

We need pics.  For science, of course.

there are some somewhere around here. also, linkedIn

 

[leggo PE]

I've already explained some of my no-go's earlier in this thread. I also like to stand up when the plane as gotten to the gate, but always take an aisle seat over any other seat. Also, depending on the person picking me up from the airport, I call when we've landed and are taxi-ing. Though most of the time these days, I'm getting picked up by a Lyft, so it's a moot point.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

this kind of makes me want to take one of those $79 round trip spirit airlines flights to vegas, don't take any luggage, just walk around drunk all day and gamble and then fly back, roll back into the house like you have been at work all day

whose in? say next Tuesday?

Is the return flight same day?  If so, I can't imagine why I wouldn't do this most every week.

 

[leggo PE]

there are some somewhere around here. also, linkedIn

Once upon a time, I posted a picture of my Halloween costume last year. I got compliments on my abs.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

there are some somewhere around here. also, linkedIn

I've seen a couple. Can confirm tJ's assessment.

 

[leggo PE]

My Linked In photo is probably five or six years old, but it's the only professional headshot I've ever had done, so yep.

 

[tj_PE]

My Linked In photo is probably five or six years old, but it's the only professional headshot I've ever had done, so yep.

you haven't aged a bit, dear ♥ 

 

[leggo PE]

My hair is longer! But that's for the wedding.

 

[leggo PE]

Also, @tj_PE, how do you know I don't come with whiskey? I mean, it's an equal chance of whiskey or tequila, but still...

 

[tj_PE]

Also, @tj_PE, how do you know I don't come with whiskey? I mean, it's an equal chance of whiskey or tequila, but still...

I suppose I don't know this, then! 

 

[txjennah PE]

sorry, i stand up because i'm tired of sitting. i don't push anyone out of my way and am not acting impatient, but i gotta straighten my knees asap. lol

Oh yeah, same.  My leg cramps if I sit for too long.