I golf primarily at a course owned by the Metro Parks Dept. Since it's technically part of the city parks system, people feel justified in sledding on the course when it snows. This completely destroys the grass and they leave trash all over the elfin' place. I went to the course today to play cards with some of my golf buddies, and the parking lot and road leading to the course were absolutely jammed with cars for the sledders. There were more people there today than there are for a busy golf day in the summer.
We're sitting there playing cards, and one of the sledders comes in to ask if there are security cameras pointed down the street. One of the assistant pros tells him that there aren't and asks why. Apparently somebody had smashed his window out and stole everything in his car. Serves him right for destroying a golf course for his wintery amusement.