Be careful with your prescriptions, folks.
Took an old muscle relaxer that had been prescribed for 3X/day, not noticing the expiration date. Took ONE, laid down after feeling loopy. Got a stabbing pain in stomach, jumped up to go to bathroom. Made it to bathroom, started seeing stars, and nighty-night. Next thing I hear is the GF calling my name, realize that I'm face down on the tile floor, ass sticking up in the air, head pinned against the shower stall. She had to sit me down and hold me upright, didn't get my vision back for quite a while, white as a ghost.
Tooth punched a hole in my lip, bruised up side of my face, neck/throat aching like hell. Thought I'd walk it off, but still don't have my sea legs back, head is POUNDING, not doing so well with short term memory (putting down keys, drink, etc.) Probably a mild concussion. Thankfully she was there to help me up, and noticing that junior was downstairs, became alarmed when she heard the huge thud of me hitting the floor.