So, the girlfriend calls me frantic at work last night, "there's water all over the bathroom floor and your kitchen ceiling has water leaking out of it." About two gallons in all came out, through the potlights, light fixture over the ceiling, around the drywall seams and through the paint.
Greeeeeat.
No fricking clue where the leak is coming from. Had Servpro out there at 9:30 until about 1:00 AM. I slipped in the bathroom, stiffarmed the toilet tank, and broke the toilet. My upstairs bathroom now has no kick boards, no floor, mold around the shower stall area (believed to be unrelated at this time), and no toilet. My kitchen has an 8x8 patch of drywall missing. Both rooms have 4 industrial heated blowers trying to clear out any residual moisture. No running water in the house at this time, and the "emergency" plumber was a no-show.
All that's visible plumbing-wise from down below are two plastic/vinyl/whatever they are (not PEX) feed lines that go up to presumably the shower stall, and the PVC drain that ties into both the shower stall and the bathtub. No moisture around the bathroom faucets, johnny ring was fine under the toilet, no moisture coming from the wall where the toilet water line runs.
Only two things happened prior to the leak taking place. 1) Junior flushed the toilet, and 2) GF filled the bathtub and junior had just gotten inside of it.
Right now, I think these are the possibilities:
1) Tub is poorly braced based on what I can see below, and there is a gap around the caulking whenever its filled. Perhaps the drain line has cracked, the seal around the tub drain is toast, or there is a fine crack in the tub itself (fiberglass).
2) Feed line fitting to the tub fixture let go.
3) Something decided to let go in the shower, and it was an isolated ocurrence.
Any ideas? At this point I'm just hoping someone has to rip down the shower tile and bathtub tiles so I can have State Farm pay for a new bathroom sans the deductible. I'm worried about the plumber turning the water back on and watching for the leak, because I'll blow my brains out if I have to go another night of listening to these dryers going. They're about as quiet as an industrial boiler.