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Person 1: My friend is in pretty bad shape.

Person 2: Oh really? What happened?

Person 1: His calculus text book fell of the shelf and hit him on the head.

Person 2: Wow, is it serious?

Person 1: Well, he ended up in L'Hopital.
 
Three men who had inherited 19 camels from their father were trying to figure out how to divide them up as had been requested.

The oldest was to get half the herd, middle son one fourth, and the youngest one fifth. They were about to come to blows  when old timer rode up on his camel and asked what all the fuss was about. They described the situation and the old timer said I have an idea. I will put my camel with your 19 and that will make total of 20. Oldest son will get 10, second son will get 5 and the youngest 4. All were happy and the old man rode off in to the sunset.

 
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I passed 1,000 posts and missed it. I just know that my 1,000th post was something silly. Couldn't be anything profound like "if you manipulate the pressure on a given mat foundation, what are the impacts to the surrounding soil stability?" No. It's probably about socks or food or something.

 
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I passed 1,000 posts and missed it. I just know that my 1,000th post was something silly. Couldn't be anything profound like "if you manipulate the pressure on a given mat foundation, what are the impacts to the surrounding soil stability?" No. It's probably about socks or food or something.
*goes and checks posts*

It was in the EB girl thread.  Making fun of pelaton.  A pretty good 1k post, tbh

 
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After about 2 minutes, I can't stand it not being in sync anymore.
That's the best part! They miss the beat, and probably miss Yoda too.
I have beat deafness, so it took me until about 3:45 before I realized it was way off.

I'll show it to Mrs. Headge later. She was in matching band so she'll probably notice it immediately and it'll drive her insane.

 
A fishnet leg lamp?
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