Bonus Florida picks: That's right, you get bonus picks this week. I don't normally break out my NFL picks by state, but we're doing it for Florida this week because the entire state has been an utter disaster lately. As far as I know it's the only state in the country where inmates soak their drawings in meth and then eat them.
Florida Man Caught Eating Meth-Soaked Drawings in Jail https://t.co/7ZCuLKuTUF
Don't try that at home.
It's also the only state I know of that can produce any of the following headlines.
Armed Florida Man Found Roaming Around Park Dressed as Tactical Police Dinosaur https://t.co/5go6v1YKQd
Of course it is:
https://t.co/0eqHD7hwzCpic.twitter.com/X4BAwSp4nZ
Anyway, if you're wondering what this has to do with football, I think my point here is that nothing in Florida has been a bigger disaster recently than the state's NFL teams were in Week 2.
At halftime of each of their games on Sunday, the Buccaneers, Jaguars and Dolphins were trailing by a combined score of 69-3, which is kind of funny when I think about it because that reminds me of the time a man in
Florida was caught with 69 guns on a 3-wheeled bicycle.
Florida Man Caught Carrying 69 Stolen Guns on 3-Wheel Bicycle
http://t.co/ZEDIljjXie
You can't make this stuff up.
You know who does seem to be making things up though? The Jaguars and Dolphins. It's almost like they just show up on Sundays with no game plan and then make it up as they go along. Well, I think this is the week where everything changes.
I say the state goes 3-0 on Sunday, and then after that, Florida will manage to stay out of the headlines until Election Day when it will likely implode on itself after Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump finish in a dead tie for the state's electoral votes. Of course, that will likely lead to a recount, and
if I know Florida like I do, Jeb Bush will somehow win, or they'll write in Jean-Claude Van Damme. Both are possible.
