Krak's Grandma's Facebook Quotes

[Krakosky]

I thought I'd start a thread to paste these gems. Some may not make sense out of context but most aren't related to the post/pic they are commented under anyways.

I dedicate this thread to CSB.

"It is time for you to became a mother my dear live the past behind and start a new shapetter and keep loving your cat and all the animals of the world"

 

[csb]

I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS THREAD!!!

 

[Dleg]

I've missed all of this I guess, but so far it seems promising!

 

[Supe]

Instant HOF status.

 

[csb]

Krak's grandmother is from Egypt and posts the most random, fractured, passive-aggressive posts on Facebook. I find them hilarious.

 

[engineergurl]

Krak's grandmother is from Egypt and posts the most random, fractured, passive-aggressive posts on Facebook. I find them hilarious.

But they aren't usually posts,just comments on other posts that has no connection, which of course makes them even funnier.

 

[knight1fox3]

Krak's grandmother is from Egypt and posts the most random, fractured, passive-aggressive posts on Facebook. I find them hilarious.

But they aren't usually posts,just comments on other posts that has no connection, which of course makes them even funnier.

It could literally be a radio show of some sort. Very amusing.

 

[frazil]

Well let's see em!

 

[Krakosky]

I have to wait until she posts more. Or I guess I could go back and find some of the older ones.

 

[Krakosky]

""Thank you dear Lisa hope next year you be with a child so you will know that your kids will be your treasure for life thank you fore the Mother day good wish."

 

[Krakosky]

"YOU DONT ASK ANY ONE TO COME OVER"

"How cute is this Cat but how beautiful will be if one day you have your baby on your neck ?believe me I love my Dog and I raise cat too and loved them ask your mother ?"

^ comment to a picture of a cat I was holding on my shoulder/neck.

 

[Supe]

 

[YMZ PE]

You should post a photo of you pushing one of your cats in a stroller or taking it to buy cutesy clothes and tag your grandma.

 

[engineergurl]

I loved the one where everyone told you to buy rainex. I was yelling at my phone and that wasn't even all your Grandma!

 

[Krakosky]

lol yeah. I was just thinking about that when I was going thru my posts to find these quotes.

 

[engineergurl]

that and when you posted a photo of our text messages when I was trying to explain out to snake out the toilet, lmao I'm actually surprised your Grandma didn't tell you that was how babies were made.

 

[Road Guy]

When we had our 1st kid (back pre-FB) we were at a family thing and my wifes grandma says to the wife “Boy I sure want to know how you and mike made such a beautiful baby” I stated to say something like well we had been drinking heavily and then ended up in the shower… but the look on my in laws face was like.. ugh no we don’t need the details..

 

[Krakosky]

"Lisa how you doing you and Jeff we missing you here I feel we are no more important to you I don't know why? But we steel loving you hope you too are happy alone"

 

[frazil]

lol, no guilt trip there...

 

[Road Guy]

Is grandma a Siri user?