I GOT A DATE!!!

[Mike in Gastonia]

...... give me Head......
....the gags......

How appropo....... :eyebrows:

 

[ODB_PE]

bump

Update time, Fudgey.

 

[ODB_PE]

Christmas Party 2 days away Fudgey - and we need a distraction from waiting for results.

 

[Fudgey]

I've been out of town all last week and part of this one at a job site. The last date went well. No big developments but I think we are getting into a comfortable groove with each other. Spending time together isn't quite the awkward stressful production as the first few times. We are both letting our hair down a little more and I'm trying to let more of my personality show.

The party is tonight, and hopefully a little holiday cheer and wine will work their magic tonight. How do I work this? Do I ask her out to a bar afterwards and continue the evening or just straight up ask her over to my lair? I already drained my pipe this morning and probably will again before the party just to be safe. I ditched the mistletoe belt buckle idea as too gimmicky, based on the advice you guys had. We'll see how it goes later. Hopefully I'll be jollier than ole St Nick tomorrow one way or another.

Another cool thing is that we are having the party at the same place as last year. They have really good nibblers like crab cakes and pork satays.

 

[ODB_PE]

I've been out of town all last week and part of this one at a job site. The last date went well. No big developments but I think we are getting into a comfortable groove with each other. Spending time together isn't quite the awkward stressful production as the first few times. We are both letting our hair down a little more and I'm trying to let more of my personality show.
The party is tonight, and hopefully a little holiday cheer and wine will work their magic tonight. How do I work this? Do I ask her out to a bar afterwards and continue the evening or just straight up ask her over to my lair? I already drained my pipe this morning and probably will again before the party just to be safe. I ditched the mistletoe belt buckle idea as too gimmicky, based on the advice you guys had. We'll see how it goes later. Hopefully I'll be jollier than ole St Nick tomorrow one way or another.

Another cool thing is that we are having the party at the same place as last year. They have really good nibblers like crab cakes and pork satays.

Continue the party at a nearby bar with a small but select group. Hint at your randyness with some slight PDA at the bar. Hand holding, arm around her, etc. After an hour of that, suggest your place to hang out. Once home, move quickly. Since its a work night it may be tough.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Fudgey - make sure to tell the boss you may be late tomorrow. Coyly tell him why. Most bosses will overlook a day of tardiness if they knew you were gettin' it on the night before.

 

[Hill William]

If I were you, I would definitely go with the shocker.

 

[Dleg]

Fudgey, in my opinion, you are moving too slow. It's been far too long for you to have not made the big move on her yet. You need to cut the party short and bring her back to your place or hers. Then just go for it. If she says no, then it wasn't meant to be. If she doesn't, then she'll be thanking you.

 

[PE-ness]

^^Ditto. Don't let me down, Fudgey.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

How'd the party go Fudgemeister?

 

[cement]

what is the poop dude?

 

[Guest]

C'mon Fudgey !!!! Spill the beans !!!

JR

 

[C-Dog]

This had to be one of the most funny thread I have ever read! One thing I have learned, is do not get dating advice from a bunch of engineers! I am happily married, so I don't need too!

So what happened at the party?

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

^ When you see Fudgey as the author of a thread you never know what you'll find inside.

 

[Guest]

Ooohhhh Fudgey ... wooer of women .... please come grant us your wisdom !!!!

JR

 

[NCcarguy]

I already drained my pipe this morning and probably will again before the party just to be safe.

Am I the only one that GOT this????? Fudgey cracks me UP!!!!

SO......Where you at with this Fudgey?!!!

 

[Undertaker]

^^^^I caught it but didn't say anything.Fudgey can't surprise me anymore.He will let us know at his own time:Fudgeytime

 

[Dleg]

I caught it too. While some may think that's a good idea, I don't. It's good to have that untapped tension all built up in you on a date. It keeps you on your toes. Keeps your motivation up. Brings out your best.

You don't want to be this guy:

:jerkit:

When you could be this guy:

:leghump:

 

[Undertaker]

I caught it too. While some may think that's a good idea, I don't. It's good to have that untapped tension all built up in you on a date. It keeps you on your toes. Keeps your motivation up. Brings out your best.
You don't want to be this guy:

:jerkit:

When you could be this guy:

:leghump:

Point understood but you don't wanna be known as Quicky after the first day. You can be the :leghump: and the :jerkit: the same day

 

[PE-ness]

Yeah, but take it from me: You don't want to be all used up, either. If my instincts about the Fudgeman are correct, then I would caution him to actually decrease the number of times he "drains his pipe" on date day.

There is such a thing as over stimulation, you know. I can tell you all about that.

But not right now.