I GOT A DATE!!!

[Guest]

The following night on Friday, Fudgeboy became Fudgeman. :burgerking: I really don't think it's right to go into great detail but yes i did in fact lose my V-card.

Awesome !!!! :multiplespotting: :multiplespotting: :bananalama:

I think I blew it guys. :brickwall: :bawling:

Fudgey, I think I speak for everyone here .... WHY ????!!!!!!!!!

JR needs to create an emoticon with a falling jaw.

Ask ... and you shall receive!

I really hope this is a cruel joke but on the chance that it isn't, could I please ask the obvious question?

You haven't been introduced to the LEGEND that is known as Fudgey! Check the Hall of Fame threads ....

I'm guessing that it will ultimately be something that you all laugh about. If she's stuck around with you this long, then you're probably not gonna lose her over this.

I tend to agree with Sapper .... if she was already keyed into some of your subtle 'issues' then I think this is small change. I think if you believe there is a spark there ... maybe a little christmas miracle will bring you two back together. :wub:

JR

 

[DVINNY]

WOW, Fudgey,

I took you for more of a Zack Morris type than an A.C. Slater.

I'm going to try some A.C. Slatering when I get home, it sounds kinda comfortable to lean on the back of the toilet while doing business.

Oh, and good luck with the GF, I think it will all work out.

 

[C-Dog]

Oh, I hope you were wearing the proper Personal Protective Equipment (PPE)!

 

[cement]

You know, AC Slatering seems like a good technique for the bathroom reader. It gives you a place to put your coffee and a nice little desk for the book to rest upon. You might have just started a real renaissance in American toiletry techniques.

I think you are on to something here Sapper. you can put your laptop on the tank and keep spamming EB!

 

[FLBuff PE]

Do we need to add a 'AC Slatering' thread, for random thoughts come up with while performing this technique?

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

^ You are my kinds of scum, fearless and inventive.

 

[Undertaker]

Damn you Fudgey.All that work turned into **** just because you had to have a fancy dump.I want to see how the hell you bounce back from this one.I can only imagine your future MIL looking at ya' and thinking....oh ****. :Locolaugh:

 

[Chucktown PE]

Being new to EB and everything, I guess someone will have to explain Fudgey's self destructive nature to me. For some reason I just can't get this A.C. Slater thing out of my mind. Inquiring minds have to know the thought process that led to such a strange decision/implosion.

Fudgey, please, I need to know how your brain works. I will admit, at the suggestion of jregieng, I read the Centaur thread, and that shed a little bit of light on the situation, but I need a detailed play by play.

And whoever out there thinks that this girl's mother didn't tell her about Fudgey A.C. Slatering her uncle's bathroom is crazy. My advice is to call her tonight, tell her you were embarrassed but you have a temporary back problem and you need something to lean on when you are taking a ****. With any luck she'll buy it and please don't ever do it again.

I am praying for a Festivus miracle.

 

[cement]

I am praying for a Festivus miracle.

:appl: :appl: :appl:

 

[TNengr_itch]

Oh Fudgey, I thought I was reading the love story of a lifetime while wasting time on the last afternoon before Christmas and stewing that even ALABAMA got their results before TN. Tell us it's not true...backwards? I'm going to have to tell my co-workers about this one. I have to agree with other posters - it does sound like a good way to multitask.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Fudgey even the newbies love you! You have to make it work!

 

[FINK_RB_PE]

This is the funniest thing I have ever read, Fudgey, I would go with the back problem story, tell her it was from all of the work punching your V-card!!

 

[NCcarguy]

Damn Fudgey........How in the WORLD did you end up working an awkward crap event early in the relationship???? You know what....I would just go with it, it's a test to see if she's really interested! If this breaks you up, then what the heck, you've only lost an occasional piece of ***, but if she stays around.......then it might be real! Stay confident!!! You don't really have anything to lose.

 

[IlPadrino]

Fudgey,

As strange as this story sounds (is there an emoticon for the ******** Flag?), I have just one question: Why, in the name of all that is holy, didn't you just flush or cough when you heard the approach? Hell, a loud fart would have even sufficed.

 

[TNengr_itch]

Okay Fudgey, I just can't get your story out of my head (I'm lying) but I wanted to share with you the tale of a young engineer co-worker who recently got engaged. Somehow reading your posts, I immediately thought of him. Your real life name doesn't start with an "M" does it? :eyebrows:

So this guy, who by the way taken a long to get in the groove with our group, started dating this very nice, attractive young lately. We were all a surprised and couldn't (still can't) figure out what she saw in him. The first time he met her mother was at a wine event down by the river. This guy made a great first impression by getting wasted, puking, and passing out in the greenspace next to our building (we are also downtown). I didn't think I would ever hear anything better until I read your story.

Yes, they are now recently engaged - about 18 months later. When another co-worker told me he had proposed my first comment was "did she say yes?". I still don't get it. It just proves that there really is someone for everyone. Hang in there. I really hope you've called her by now. If her mom is smart, she'll keep it to herself and it will never come up again until you guys have been married YEARS and it's too late for her to leave for such a silly thing (which she will have already figured out anyway).

 

[Guest]

(is there an emoticon for the ******** Flag?)

Indeed there is ...............

JR

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

rlyflag:

Still the king. I have an unhealthy amount of love for the O RLY flag.

 

[rudy]

Oh Fudgey, what a wild... IMAGINATION. I have been entertained. :tv:

 

[Dleg]

Guys, are you sure the "classical" isn't called the "missionary" position?

Fudgey, although you may be embarassed (I don't believe it), I want you to know that you didn't let me down. You got'r'done! got the V-card punched, and gave us a Fudgey story to go with it.

:thumbs:

:appl:

 

[testee]

nice flag you got there, jregieng

exactly what I was looking for!