--**-- Hangover Clinic --**--

[engineergurl]

hangovers succkc

 

[Guest]

no more quadruple drinking to maintain balance in the universe. i'm going dry.

That's the wrong sentiment ... when the tough get going .. the going get to drink more to get past the awful imbalance in the universe!!

I heard you were having a dry spell, so congrats on the Tang, Chuck!

ZING !!

hangovers succkc

I have heard vacuum cleaners do too ....

JR

 

[Chucktown PE]

I heard you were having a dry spell, so congrats on the Tang, Chuck!

Hah. That was a good one. Unfortunately I meant Tang, the drink. It always works wonders on hangovers for me.

 

[csb]

you should try the other tang...it'll work it out of your system too

 

[Chucktown PE]

you should try the other tang...it'll work it out of your system too

The problem is that it'll work it out of my system through the wrong end. I don't think puking on my wife would make her want it again any time soon. Plus, the morning thing is out for us. 2-1/2 year old is in our room by 6:30 every morning.

 

[Guest]

Plus, the morning thing is out for us. 2-1/2 year old is in our room by 6:30 every morning.

That would be the really hard thing for me (pun intended).

I had a little "one for the road' this morning myself ... I think it's tough to beat that feeling (pun intended +1)

Better days are ahead Chucktown ... just ask Dleg to look into the future for you.

JR

 

[csb]

The problem is that it'll work it out of my system through the wrong end. I don't think puking on my wife would make her want it again any time soon. Plus, the morning thing is out for us. 2-1/2 year old is in our room by 6:30 every morning.

Our kid is out the door to day care by 6:30 in the morning.

Good call on the not puking on your wife. You can only do that to the drug addicted strippers.

 

[Chucktown PE]

That would be the really hard thing for me (pun intended).
I had a little "one for the road' this morning myself ... I think it's tough to beat that feeling (pun intended +1)

Better days are ahead Chucktown ... just ask Dleg to look into the future for you.

JR

We aren't turning this thread in to a discussion of Chucktown's sex life......or lack thereof. But I will consult the cyber fortune cookie to see if I might be able to get a piece tonight.

 

[Guest]

Fair enough! So, I will just post a random awesome pic for you ...

JR

 

[Chucktown PE]

Fair enough! So, I will just post a random awesome pic for you ...

JR

That is great.

:appl: :appl: :appl: :appl: :appl:

 

[Dleg]

Better days are ahead Chucktown ... just ask Dleg to look into the future for you.
JR

Hey, I am NOT a miracle worker. I don't influence the future, I only see it through my own results. And if I;ve been getting plenty, and you haven't, then obviously my predictions do not apply in your case!

 

[Chucktown PE]

But maybe you are the bizarro Chucktown and I'm the bizarro Dleg. You're on the opposite side of the world so maybe our lives are exactly opposite. Thus, if you aren't getting any then maybe I will be getting plenty. I am not sure how we test this theory.

 

[Dleg]

I think we already have - I have been getting plenty for a long time. You have not.

Sorry.

But by your theory, if I stop getting plenty, then you should start. Last week may be a good test of t his - my wife was gone on business, so I didn't get any for Monday through Friday. Did you get "more" during that same time period?

 

[Chucktown PE]

I think we already have - I have been getting plenty for a long time. You have not.
Sorry.

But by your theory, if I stop getting plenty, then you should start. Last week may be a good test of t his - my wife was gone on business, so I didn't get any for Monday through Friday. Did you get "more" during that same time period?

Damnit, maybe you aren't the bizarro Chucktown. I think I had a 0 for Monday through Friday of last week. Maybe a 1 but I'm pretty sure a 0.

 

[Guest]

Damnit, maybe you aren't the bizarro Chucktown. I think I had a 0 for Monday through Friday of last week. Maybe a 1 but I'm pretty sure a 0.

Umm ... I hate to be the one to break the bad news ...

This doesn't count!!!

Sorry ... couldn't resist!!!!

JR

 

[csb]

oog...2009 is blurry and full of pain...

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

I celebrated with a glass of sparkling apple cranberry cider. (For those of you who don't know, I had a liver scare a couple months back and have been told to steer clear of the firewater.)

I then proceeded to stay up until about 4:15 setting up my new computer. I learned not to install important software (MS Office 08) on an unfamiliar operating system (Mac OS X 10.5 Leopard) at 3 AM. I did something wrong and spent a nice portion of yesterday figuring out why it went wonky.

Here's what not to tell your wife when she's pissed off that you may have just fucked up something you spent $1500 on.

Her, while trying to diagnose the problem: So when did you start having problems with it?

Me: About 2:30 or 3.

Her: :angry:

Me: Sleeping next to :doganim:

 

[csb]

at least you were installing legitamate software and not porn, right?

And at least it's a cute dog

 

[engineergurl]

ouch and ugh are all I have to say... I am going back to bed...

 

[roadwreck]

Her, while trying to diagnose the problem: So when did you start having problems with it?

I think your problems started when you bought a Mac.