Got Ink?

[JayKay PE]

Yes and not quite.  Technically, I qualified for Olympic Trials, but injured myself before I could compete at the meet.  There's no way I would've made the team, though.  My shoulders aren't ripped anymore, but if I worked out a little, they'd be back in short order - i.e. I'm not too far gone.

pics plz.  

 

[knight1fox3]

Just remember what all those tattoos will look like when you're 70. :thumbs:

 

[JayKay PE]

Just remember what all those tattoos will look like when you're 70. :thumbs:

Fucking awesome? Actually, every older person I’ve talked at tattoo conventions bemoans the fact that they didn’t get more. When you get to a certain age, your skin is very fragile and the tattoo needle can cause rips/the ink bleeds too easily. They all wanted more. I actually know a woman in her 70s who got her first tattoo by my friend. She kept saying she always wanted one and she was too old to care about what her twin sister was going to say. 

 

[MA_PE]

but on the subject of tattoos not being able to buy you a beer...my tattoos have gotten me a ton of free drinks without even trying. 

@JayKay0914 I suspect you would've gotten the free drinks without any tattoos at all.  :beerbang:

 

[tj_PE]

when i'm 70 I highly doubt my biggest concern will be what the tattoo on my ankle looks like   I just hope I'm at least retired by then!

 

[Supe]

I'll just stretch my tattooed skin out when I'm 70 like I'm playing with silly putty.  I'll probably be senile and won't care, anyways.

 

[JayKay PE]

@JayKay0914 I suspect you would've gotten the free drinks without any tattoos at all.  :beerbang:

I mean, without the tattoos I'm a little scary to look at:

 

[JayKay PE]

@JayKay0914 I suspect you would've gotten the free drinks without any tattoos at all.  :beerbang:

I mean, without the tattoos I'm a little scary to look at:

EARGYBHVJDmk.  DOUBLE POST OF MY MAJESTY.  I changed this to a more casual pic.

 

[Master slacker]

pics plz.  

Sorry, but pics from those days are all boxed up somewhere with all the other film-based photographs.  That's one thing I can brag about, though, because  <subtle brag> I was fookin' ripped while I swam.  I even went to the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs a couple of times.  In college I was determined to be 4.5% body fat and a constant 183 lbf for four straight years.  Was awesome. </subtle brag>  Again, those days have sailed, but an acceptable almost-40-year-old alternative is within reach.

 

[JayKay PE]

Sorry, but pics from those days are all boxed up somewhere with all the other film-based photographs.  That's one thing I can brag about, though, because  <subtle brag> I was fookin' ripped while I swam.  I even went to the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs a couple of times.  In college I was determined to be 4.5% body fat and a constant 183 lbf for four straight years.  Was awesome. </subtle brag>  Again, those days have sailed, but an acceptable almost-40-year-old alternative is within reach.

Booooo.  I wanted to see dorito-shaped baby slacker who sliced through the water with ease!  With the weird swimming pants that make you glide through the water like an otter (obviously I know nothing about competitive swimming, if you couldn't tell).  And is it bad that you said 40-year old alternative and I immediately thought "sitting in a paddle pool with a beer is not appropriate".

 

[Master slacker]

Oh, I didn't wear "swimming pants"... I squoze myself into Speedo competition swim briefs.  :goat:

 

[JayKay PE]

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[FLBuff PE]

 

[Master slacker]

More the former and less the latter

 

[JayKay PE]

More hair than I would have expected on a swimmer, but I guess if it doesn't affect your times...Can't wax like a stripper each time before a meet.  *shrugs*

 

[Master slacker]

I was just referring to the nipples.  My nipples show when I'm in my suit.  Hair is good, though.  For practice it acts as drag / resistance.  When it's time for a big meet, it's all about the shave.  And while I'm thinking about it, I don't know how it is for youz femalez, but with a fully freshly shaved body, getting into bed with cold sheets feels sooooooo awesome! 

 

[tj_PE]

I don't know how it is for youz femalez, but with a fully freshly shaved body, getting into bed with cold sheets feels sooooooo awesome! 

all the yes.

 

[JayKay PE]

I was just referring to the nipples.  My nipples show when I'm in my suit.  Hair is good, though.  For practice it acts as drag / resistance.  When it's time for a big meet, it's all about the shave.  And while I'm thinking about it, I don't know how it is for youz femalez, but with a fully freshly shaved body, getting into bed with cold sheets feels sooooooo awesome! 

Dolphin legs?  When you run them back and forth and it's so cool and no traction?  Yes.  All girls love this.

 

[knight1fox3]

I'll just stretch my tattooed skin out when I'm 70 like I'm playing with silly putty.  I'll probably be senile and won't care, anyways.

While on a Princess Cruise Ship on the Leto Deck? :dunno:

 

[Road Guy]

So I know "you have to find the right person" to do some ink, but I am trying to get a ballpark on what these things run?

After 45 years on the planet I figured out what I want, it would likely be 1 color and about the size of something that could fit on the top of my size 13 foot?