Free Advice: Give or Take

[MA_PE]

I came back with this

Stuff bikini

 

[TXengrChickPE]

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

 

[DVINNY]

Natural stupidity will trump artificial intelligence every time.

^^ I may need to steal that as my signature

 

[TXengrChickPE]

never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own

 

[DVINNY]

How boring would that be?

 

[TXengrChickPE]

I dunno... I generally find that happy people have better *** than unhappy people

 

[Supe]

Don't start laughing when you have a bad cough.

 

[MA_PE]

Farts do not have lumps

 

[Supe]

Put down your can of Diet Dr. Pepper before reading comments on fart lumps.

 

[TXengrChickPE]

People should be very free with ***, they should draw the line at goats.

 

[MA_PE]

or it comes out your nose.

Little Johnny Smith once passed an entire cheese sandwich through his nose.

 

[TXengrChickPE]

Why should we take advice on *** from the Pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't.

 

[Supe]

Why should we take advice on *** from the Pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't.

You shouldn't take advice on *** from the Pope. Unless you think the Holocaust never happened.

 

[MA_PE]

because he consults with Dr. Ruth Westheimer

 

[TXengrChickPE]

I wouldn't recommend ***, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

 

[Supe]

Should I go left, right, or somewhere in between?

 

[MA_PE]

You can't go wrong if you go right.

 

[TXengrChickPE]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

 

[MA_PE]

why? Are they good at it?

 

[Supe]

Never friend Chris Hansen on MySpace.