Free Advice: Give or Take

[MA_PE]

or to a woman pointing a pair of 38s at you.

 

[Supe]

Don't fart in the shower.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Don't fart in the shower.

I'm curious as to why not.

 

[Supe]

I'm curious as to why not.

The heat and humidity intensifies the odors and carries them up to your face. Depending on what you've eaten, results may be of Holocaust proportion.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Buy low, sell high, reap the windfall.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

The heat and humidity intensifies the odors and carries them up to your face. Depending on what you've eaten, results may be of Holocaust proportion.

Everybody likes their own flavor.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Never play soccer when you have an ingrown toenail.

 

[MA_PE]

especially if there's manure under the nail

 

[Supe]

Drink a can of soda, it has less sugar than Tropicana grapefruit or orange juice.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Don't piss into the wind.

 

[Supe]

Do an anti-rain dance to get rid of this shiteous Houston weather we've been having.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Why do some people seem to be cruel just for no good reason, other than cruelty.

 

[tymr]

Would you rather be a big fish in a little pond or a little fish in a big pond? I used to think I wanted to be a little fish, but after experiencing the micro-management in both ponds, I think I'd rather be a little fish in a big pond. At least then the micro-management would be spread out to a larger population, thereby giving the impression there is less to deal with. However, with enough hard work and perseverance I could eventually become a big fish in a big or little pond, which brings me full circle because I don't know which pond I'd rather be in...I would just be a bigger fish. Any suggestions?

 

[MA_PE]

Is God so powerful he can make a rock so big, He can't lift it?

 

[Capt Worley PE]

If I build a replica of the Venusian death probe from The Six Million Dollar Man, should I replicate the silver or the black one?

 

[Supe]

Is God so powerful he can make a rock so big, He can't lift it?

A rock no, a snowball yes.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Is God so powerful he can make a rock so big, He can't lift it?

No, but he can microwave a burrito so hot that he can't eat it.

 

[Supe]

No, but he can microwave a burrito so hot that he can't eat it.

Or is it that he already knows how hot it is, what it tastes like, and what the diarrhea feels like, so he doesn't have to it?

 

[Capt Worley PE]

But He'd eat it just because He could.

 

[MA_PE]

and He knows that eating in not cheating.