Free Advice: Give or Take

[MA_PE]

I came back with this

Stuff bikini

 

[TXengrChickPE]

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

 

[DVINNY]

Natural stupidity will trump artificial intelligence every time.

^^ I may need to steal that as my signature

 

[TXengrChickPE]

never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own

 

[DVINNY]

How boring would that be?

 

[TXengrChickPE]

I dunno... I generally find that happy people have better sex than unhappy people

 

[Supe]

Don't start laughing when you have a bad cough.

 

[MA_PE]

Farts do not have lumps

 

[Supe]

Put down your can of Diet Dr. Pepper before reading comments on fart lumps.

 

[TXengrChickPE]

People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.

 

[MA_PE]

or it comes out your nose.

Little Johnny Smith once passed an entire cheese sandwich through his nose.

 

[TXengrChickPE]

Why should we take advice on sex from the Pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't.

 

[Supe]

Why should we take advice on sex from the Pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't.

You shouldn't take advice on sex from the Pope. Unless you think the Holocaust never happened.

 

[MA_PE]

because he consults with Dr. Ruth Westheimer

 

[TXengrChickPE]

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

 

[Supe]

Should I go left, right, or somewhere in between?

 

[MA_PE]

You can't go wrong if you go right.

 

[TXengrChickPE]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

 

[MA_PE]

why? Are they good at it?

 

[Supe]

Never friend Chris Hansen on MySpace.