Free Advice: Give or Take

[MA_PE]

Why? is he a unicorn?

 

[Supe]

Never friend Chris Hansen, because he's a unicorn.

 

[MA_PE]

and don't play leap frog with him either

 

[Supe]

Don't cop a feel on a cop.

 

[MA_PE]

Time spent wasted is not wasted time.

 

[maryannette]

An underwater unicorn is a narwahl.

 

[MA_PE]

and an apple with it's skin on the outside is called a pippin

 

[frazil]

I dunno... I generally find that happy people have better sex than unhappy people

Are you doing a study?

 

[MA_PE]

Has a study already been done?

 

[mudpuppy]

I'll volunteer for that study.

 

[MA_PE]

Which category should you be put in?

 

[mudpuppy]

I don't care, I can play either part!

 

[MA_PE]

Is that because you practice a lot when you're alone?

 

[mudpuppy]

:laugh: How did you guess that?

 

[DVINNY]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

Unbelievable...I was just about to post that.

 

[DVINNY]

warped minds do think alike

 

[wilheldp_PE]

warped minds do think alike

Exactly what are you insinuating?

 

[DVINNY]

well, I'm not sayin', just sayin'

 

[wilheldp_PE]

It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!