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well, i can delineate who, but was he mafia?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
@ChaosMuppetPE has been quiet, too quiet. People start muttering, a mob assembles. Everyone who votes thinks that he is responsible. The townies grab their pitchforks and torches and march to his worksite.

Meanwhile across town @ChaosMuppetPE is supervising the final work on a spider infested, structurally deficient structure. He did exactly what the client wanted, even though the roof will collapse at any moment. His plan is to show it to the client, get paid, then burn it to the ground to avoid any professional liability when it inevitably collapses.The client arrives, approves, pays and then drives away.

A few minutes later, the torch bearing mob arrives. 

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@ChaosMuppetPE is excited to see the whole town there to help him with his scheme. "Hey guys, thanks for bringin' the fire! Let's burn this mother to the ground!"

The town obliges, but only after locking him in the structure first. The town lynched @ChaosMuppetPE.

He was a regular townie.

 

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